Do I Make You Horny?
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So my boss, who is normally a pretty sane guy, went on a rant over a month ago. Production was down and he went on a frenzy of changes and last but not least was the following order, "No more Whataburger cups". This was directed at a co-worker who never fails to show up everyday without her bigass cup of Whataburger tea. This of course generated a WDF moment. As in Whata Da ****?!? Look, don't mess with someone's Whataburger even if its just a cup of tea. That ain't right.
So we did like any good employees do - we just ignored him. Production went up and we still had a Whataburger in hand. Nothing was said and nothing was ever going to be said until one little twist of fate...his birthday was coming up. So we were given the assignment of decorating his office.
Usually this would be a pretty mundane chore until someone not so innocently suggested, "We should Whataburger his office." A pleathora of overhead lightbulbs flashed on for everyone in the room. The implications were obvious: no way do you mess with a man's (or woman's) Whataburger and get away with it. His office was about to become a Whataburger warzone.
With the help of a generous donation of supplies from the local establishment we proceeded to decorate every inch of his office in Whataburger paraphernalia. Cups, bags, hats, even the little stickers they put on the burgers. If you order a bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon and it doesn't have the little sticker on the outside...don't worry your bacon is there, we just have all the stickers. Or more accurately my boss has all the stickers: on his wall, his phone, his computer, you name it, it's got NO ONION stuck to it. Or BACON. Oh and anything not covered by stickers ended up being orange striped: his walls, his desk, his chair. He is going to have an orange overload which is also nice perk since he is also an OU fan. My only regret is that I won't be there first thing in the morning to see his reaction. Then again I'm not sure if I really need to go in, after 7 am tomorrow I might not have a job.
So we did like any good employees do - we just ignored him. Production went up and we still had a Whataburger in hand. Nothing was said and nothing was ever going to be said until one little twist of fate...his birthday was coming up. So we were given the assignment of decorating his office.
Usually this would be a pretty mundane chore until someone not so innocently suggested, "We should Whataburger his office." A pleathora of overhead lightbulbs flashed on for everyone in the room. The implications were obvious: no way do you mess with a man's (or woman's) Whataburger and get away with it. His office was about to become a Whataburger warzone.
With the help of a generous donation of supplies from the local establishment we proceeded to decorate every inch of his office in Whataburger paraphernalia. Cups, bags, hats, even the little stickers they put on the burgers. If you order a bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon and it doesn't have the little sticker on the outside...don't worry your bacon is there, we just have all the stickers. Or more accurately my boss has all the stickers: on his wall, his phone, his computer, you name it, it's got NO ONION stuck to it. Or BACON. Oh and anything not covered by stickers ended up being orange striped: his walls, his desk, his chair. He is going to have an orange overload which is also nice perk since he is also an OU fan. My only regret is that I won't be there first thing in the morning to see his reaction. Then again I'm not sure if I really need to go in, after 7 am tomorrow I might not have a job.
