So Beth, I saw you standing next to Meyer...

[Uncle Rico]

is he your main wiener man?


Seriously, how ******* hard was it to ski the K12? I've only been skiing once but I thought it didn't look that tough. I know Stalin was the only one in the county or whatever who lived to ski the K12 but that only makes me think the people in that town were a bunch of Charles Demar *******.

 

[idigTexas]

and to drink, Peru.

 

[AugieBall]

Do you have Christmas in France?

 

[next2naus]

that mountain was made out of pure snow? do you what the street value if that mountain was?

 

[TrashMaster G]

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

 

[TxStHorn]

Twwooo dolllaaaars!

 

[numbereleven]

Fransh fries, fransh bread...

 

[horngrad03]

Why is the antagonist in Cusack movies from the 80's always a blonde douche?

 

[Mike_Tyson]

In reply to:

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[The Eyes of Texas]

I thought if we had nothing to say to each other, he would get bored, but instead he used it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.

WHAT?!!?

You know...octupus...testicles...

TENTACLES!...big difference

 

[Go Trees]

it's got raisins...you like raisins.

 

[threesheets]

"You'd make a fine little helper. What's your name?"

"Charles DeMarr."

 

[The Bone]

I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.

 

[Not Shinola]

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky

 

[Macanudo]

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

 

[TXBabe97]

Go that way... really fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

"Everybody Wants Some!" (Pigburger)
Here are the keys to this establishment.

You know, the "international language." LOOOOOOOOVE

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

I know you don't like all the grease that comes with frying bacon...so I boiled it.

 

[LordHornAustin]

"Four weeks. Twenty papers. That's two dollars. Plus tip."
"Gee, Johnny, I don't have a dime. Sorry."
"Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."
"Well, it's funny, see, my mom had to leave early to take my, my brother to school and my dad to work, 'cause-"
"Two dollars. Cash."
"See, the problem here is, is that my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and, and uh, my grandmother dropped acid, and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis, so, come back later? Great."

 

[ProdigalHorn]

Come on, Layne! You're really... (looks at kids lingo dictionary) bringing me over, man!

 

[89Horn]

"It's an awesome spectacle. An audacious display of seething opponents once again parallel in an obstinate attempt to prove superiority of the roads unequaled in our lifetime. The crowds swell with anticpation as the lights turn green!"

Truly, a sight to behold. A man, beaten. The once great champ, now a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed-up, aged ex-champion."
"Alright, let's go!"

 

[El_Guapo]

Most underrated movie of all time.