Sir, did you happen to catch...

[George Best]

the professional football contest on television last night? Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.

 

[Fried JJ Pickles]

Mortimer, we're back!

 

[NB_LONGHORN]

"Damn, he good!"

"Yea, good and terrible."

 

[Ramathorn]

Hey Leo, your rent is due, motherf@#$%. Don't give me none of that fell down the stairs crap, you conscious!!

 

[Not Shinola]

f@%* you, f@%* you, f@%* you.... who's next

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

Pretty soon i'll move up to middle management.. and that's when the big bucks come in!

 

[wolfman]

His Momma call him Clay, Im gonna call him Clay..

 

[PFD]

You ain't never met no Martin Luther the Kang...

 

[bevo_daddy]

Yes! In the face!

 

[KC-97HORN]

Son. If you want to keep working here, STAY OFF THE DRUGS!

 

[Dell Griffith]

"Sheeeeeeees your quueeeeeeeeeen to beeeeeeeeeeeeee".

 

[GarCiaRia]

"Just let your Sooooouuul Glow"

 

[dallas_the_tiger]

You know him best as Joe the policeman from the What's Going Down Episode of "That's my Mama."

 

[Fried JJ Pickles]

The royal penis is clean.

 

[killerfrog17]

I believe it's "gripping victory".