short pome of anger and defeat

[SpiderAg]

Aggie Baseball 2009

we was preseason champs - number one
then we throwed the ball when the season come
only to be corn-holed in conference play
like elton john on nickle ***** homo day

then we had another chance at ole TCU
but we was pimped not once, but two
and general depression comes over me now
as my prospects end with a reluctant sow

-spider

 

[Chihorn]

that is some funny shite

 

[Endust]

in fairness, aggy would still be #1 in the standings if UT hadn't bought off the conference umpires.

 

[GemStateJim]

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[orangeblack&gold]

Spider, don't go back to your board just now. They are in what we like to refer to as "meltdown". Taking that Preseason #1 and flushing it down the toilet along with "the whorns" coming back tonight after they were satisfied that at least there was some salve to the "cornholing" provided them by The Christians, has left them on edge.

Might save the pome for next week just before the Supers as a bunch of 'em will be off the boards and driving up here to scalp their Super tixs to anyone wearing purple.

Whoops...

 

[Austintxusa]

If I may borrow your lingo.......good bull.

 

[TexanWolv]

Spider...When are you going to update your signature to include your recent golf championship?

 

[UnBiased Horn]

they got cornholed by the beavers, not TCU.

 

[busterbrown16]

uphauling

 

[LocoGringos]

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[KazooMan]

Being in far off distant lands (Florida), I would be interested in seeing how many ads there were online (Craigslist) and in the papers in Houston and San Antonio selling tickets for the Super in Austin. There have to be a lot of aggy tshirt fans trying to dump the tickets they bought last week!

 

[SpiderAg]

in response to...they got cornholed by the beavers, not TCU.
Mr. Smartypants, the pome diction is clearly at TCU, not by TCU. I understand that we was slayed by the Organ folk (female organs at that) and not the Christian folk. However I'm glad we was spared the wrath of the Christians as their ire was undoubtedly elevated due to the ungodly presence of Beaver.

-spider

 

[texduncan]

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[PabTexas]

nice Spidey...

 

[Texanne]

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[Texanne]

texduncan,

Since you are unfamiliar with Spidey's command of the English language (he speaks Agbonics) here is a pome he wrote several years ago about the Noter Dame.
The Link

Enjoy!

 

[accuratehorn]

It's got to be tough to be slayed by a female organ, but dang, Spidey should get top consideration as the aggy poet lariat.

 

[orangeblack&gold]

Would that be "Pote Lariat"?

 

[Dionysus]

Was that a hykoo?