Seal sounds a little p-o'd

[bevo barry]

Bonkin' the help

 

[biganakhanhda]

I think Heidi was
Not getting enough from Seal
A diff rose she kissed

 

[bevo barry]

biganakhanhda
getting married soon I think
Is fiance Klum?

 

[biganakhanhda]

Better than Heidi
Big's woman will never cheat
This rose kisses well

Click on the da link
Big's wedding website is up
Send gifts to new house

Big might Trek to Taos
Perhaps Big and Barry can
Hook up for some brews

 

[Texanne]

Texanne likes your link.
Maybe Horns will give you gift --
Winning lots of games!

 

[bevo barry]

I clicked on the link
Saw one helluva of a woman
But groom to be: meh

Y'all obviously
Make a beautiful couple
(mostly Tiffany)

If the big has health
And the love of another
Then big is wealthy

bevobarry drinks
Coors regular or Coors Light
Is the big buying?

Taos sounds damn good
May or may not be able
To make this time 'round

But beeve* is planning
To live another twenty
So someday for sure

(* - bastard abbreviation for bevobarry, made necessary by rules of haiku)

 

[UTChE96]

Wow, Heidi looks terrible. Short shelf life for a supermodel.

 

[NEWDOC2002]

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[VYFan]

Old-fashioned me would sure prefer that she kept her perfect skin and didn't trade it for that grimy black mess on her arm...

Still, whatever drawbacks this article may show about her, looking terrible is not one of them.

 

[UTChE96]

She's always been overrated in my book. Don't get me wrong. She makes me look like dogshit, but I take Aadriana lima over Heidi in their primes. Its not even close.

 

[biganakhanhda]

Groom to be is "meh"?

I have you know my brother
I'm too a catch now

Of course Big will buy
Coors? No, Beeve deserves better
Coors taste like water

Big plans to hit Taos
Sometime this winter perhaps
I'll holla you then.