Scientists expect the universe to stop expanding

[Statalyzer]

Because OU is sucking so hard.

 

[SyracuseHorn]

This must be the feeling that people get when Rick-rolled.

But yes, OU sucking could explain some of the mysteries of universal motion.

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

So, let me get this straight.


If OU was on one side of the Universe and the largest black hole ever conceived of was on the other side of the Universe and a standard Olympic weight shot put was dropped in the very exact center of the Universe ..... that shot put would eventually end up disappearing into the heart of OU?

 

[mia1994]

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[Hornius Emeritus]

Einstein predicted this long ago:

 

[A. BETTIK]

I am stunned into near speechless euphoria at the discovery of a fifth fundamental force of nature! Congrats!

 

[ScoPro]

With the time/space continuum factored in, wouldn't the universal OU suckage fold in on itself and suck up the black hole and everything that ever existed?

 

[HornHawk]

Where will I store all the stuff my wife buys on EBay?

 

[El Sapo]

I am still laughing at your signature upgrade.