Scarlett Johansson Gets Married

[El Torito]

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[chango]

At least she married someone cool. Van Wilder deserves this hottie.

 

[hornian]

Well, on to Plan B

 

[Math Mudrat]

I'll give it about 6 months.

 

[huisache]

bfd

One of the neighborhood cats likes dry food only.

 

[Big Jake]

MM,
Nice guess.
What IS the over/under?

 

[WorsterMan]

she is sooooooooooo fine

 

[DeadHorse]

Didn't he break off a long term thing with Alanis Morisette for her?

Scarlett Johanson is infinitely hotter than Alanis Morisette but Alanis could buy and sell her.

 

[baboso]

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[GHoward]

She has sold millions of records, and played HUGE shows back in the 90's. Plus it was all Canadian dollars.

 

[No ACL]

At least it wasnt Blow U linebacker Ryan Reynolds

 

[hawaiianhorn]

Yeah this marriage won't last..i'd give it a year at least..

 

[Uncle Rico]

i can't believe that guys really think she is that hot. there's so much better out there.

 

[WorsterMan]

Rico - she IS hotter than Petula Clark