Ronaldo to Real for $131 MM

[hookem2003]

soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=654097&sec=transfers&cc=5901

Wow for Real, what a week. As a Liverpool fan, I say don't let the door hit you in the *** on the way out!

Next year's the year!

 

[TexanWolv]

Wowzers

 

[Rasgulla]

Villa is next!

 

[Napoleon]

I'm wondering where Real Madrid's top two scores from this past season, Raúl (18) & Higuaín (22), are going to play?

And I don't know how a Latino could choose the city of Madrid over Manchester?...

 

[hornsandcards]

Seems that Perez is filling all the requests that Calderon did not do.

 

[TexonLongIsland]

Liverpool will win the league next year regardless if the ponce one is still at ManU

 

[WashU-Horn]

Liverpool ain't winning **** next year.

 

[1899horn]

do you think the madrileños were excited to see Ronaldo?

 

[SyracuseHorn]

I'm too sexy for Manchester.

 

[l00p]

You mean like this?

The Link

RONALDO REMIX

I'm too sexy for my club, too sexy for my club club I'm going to leave it.

I'm too sexy for this kit, too sexy for this kit so sexy it huuurts.

And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, Man U. and Tottenham.

And I'm too sexy for your country, too sexy for your country no way I'm eating Black Pudding.

I'm Ronaldo, you know what I mean? And I do my pouty face on the green pitch. Yeah on the green pitch, ooon the green pitch yeah I do my pouty face on the green pitch.

And I'm too sexy for Johnny Marr, too sexy for Johnny Marr too sexy by far. And I'm too sexy for my own shat, too sexy for my own shat what do you think about that?

I'm Ronaldo, you know what I mean and I do my pouty face on the green pitch. Yeah on the green pitch, on the green pitch yeah I show my pouty face on the green pitch.

too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my....

I'm Ronaldo, you know what I mean? And I show my pouty face on the green pitch, yeah on the green pitch, yeah on the green pitch yeah I show my pouty face on the green pitch.

I'm too sexy for Brit cats, too sexy for Brit cats, I'm a *****, puss ***** cat. I'm too sexy for a shove, too sexy for a shove, shove I'm going to flop now.

Now I'm going to take a dive.



(sorry guys, it's the best I could do at this hour but feel free to sing along to these lyrics to the link above. And yes, if "it" moves you have discovered something about yourself.)