Revisiting the Blue Jay

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I don't know what the range of the Blue Jay is, but if you are from Texas, you learned early about this ornately blue bird with a tuft of feather on it's head like a cow lick and a black beard like a pirate.

Indeed some in Austin have infamously referred to the Blue Jay as a "trash bird" for their pirating of dog and cat food from back yards.

Known to the Texan, the Blue Jay's sonic repertoire or vocabulary includes a confident four syllable chirp uttered in a staccato fashion, "di da di da" "di da di da", the jovial lazy bird chirp, "Laaazy Bird" (your interpretation of that one may differ I reckon), the barely audible chirp of mild irritation or angst, "da da da da..." and finally the loud and raucous chirp some may consider back yard noise pollution.

It is this last noise pollution chirp, something like, "beyah... beyah... beyah..." that can be found in the sound track of one of the Greater Tuna's, perhaps Christmas. Somewhere in the back of your Texan mind from early childhood, you remember this sound, often amplified and echoed, perhaps even before you ever remember having seen a passel of Blue Jays. Simply put, this loud early memory cacophony is what, in part, makes and defines you as a Texan.

But what you may never have discovered or thought to discern is why Blue Jay passels engage in this obnoxious aural assault. Until now, at least for me that is. Here is my story.

Yestarday I went to school to pick up my kids... I drive a short one mile and park a street away. My youngest sees me, waves, hugs the teacher and then gathers a scowel and berates me as she approaches: I forgot we were supposed to walk home today. I did indeed forget, this will be the first time this school year, but I assure her we can walk home anyway. I'll just come back to get the car. We hook up with the older sibling and leave. As we near our block, I hear a passel of Jays going at it noisily. I spot the birds busily bouncing up and down on a low Spanish Oak branch. A venerable grackle sits on a brick wall close to the street directly under the Spanish Oak, and I think perhaps the Jay birds are giving the grackle grief. But the grackle appears more interested in the ground than the Jays and I readjust my theory to perhaps the Jays are trying to scare off the grackle, who perhaps, has decided to make a tasty meal of a fallen baby Jay. I've never heard of or seen a grackle do such a thing so I decide to investigate, in an attempt to save the baby Jay should there be one.

I approach the brick wall, fronted by some hurting and evenly spaced shrubs in poor afternoon baked soil sprinkled liberally with pecan sized river flint. The Blue Jays and grackle scatter leaving a palpable silence.

When you are trying to puzzle out a local Mystery of Nature, you must be patient, search diligently and be prepared for failure as that happens often much as in any kind of hunting. To my mild surprise, I spy an anguine shape stick still curled up between one of the shrubs and brick wall. Indeed it was a about a two foot long snake, but I could not tell what kind. I did spend a careful minute looking for and not finding a rattle. I called the kids over for a careful look and was tempted to kill it to rid the Jays of a problem and collect a trophy for the kids. However, instead, I had to grudgingly reward the serpent for its excellently deployed freeze strategy and the kids and I finished our journey home.

My wife drove me to pick up my car. As we passed the scene of discovery, I pointed out the location to my wife and just caught a glimpse of a single Jay sitting on the low Spanish Oak branch.
 
I've never understood why people hate blue jays and love mockingbirds. In my observations, mockingbirds are the meanest, most hateful birds in the world. Jays are reviled because of their noises, but they are not nearly the bullies that mockingbirds are.

Give me a jay any day over a mocker.
 
There are lots of blue jays in my neighborhood and also lots of cats which means the cats are often subject to arial pecking attacks. But every once in a while I'll spot a pile of blue feathers on the ground.
 
Mocking birds protect their own territory. To me, blue jays are raiders. They come through my place raising caine and then they are gone. I like the wrens, they are ounce for ounce one of the most prolific "talkers" out there......joe hates, joe hates, joe hates you........or ........where's the beef, where's the beef......and.......machine shop, machine shop, machine shop. Three of their offerings as I hear it.
 
I enjoy feeding peanuts (in the shell) to the Blue Jays that visit our feeders. I make them work for the peanuts by hiding them in, under, and behind **** on the patio and around the yard. They're about the smartest native bird around.

We've had a pair of Painted Buntings visiting our feeders recently. That's pretty exciting.
 
One of my early memories of my grandpa was of him kicking the screen door open and letting the blue jays have it with his 12 gauge before he even stepped out of the door way. He absolutely hated blue jays. He had a huge garden on his farm, complete with fruit trees. The "******* blue jays" were constantly raiding his garden and chasing off the song birds my grandma liked so well. They were one of the few things that ever really pissed him off.
 
I spent about 6 weeks studying a nesting pair of Blue Jays for an animal behavior class in college. I do not care for them although they are pretty birds. They were mean as **** to the Cardinals which annoyed me.
 
Blue jays are the punk *** bullies of the bird kingdom. They'll mob a nest and eat the eggs. So **** 'em.
A mockingbird is usually only agressive when it's defending its nest.
 

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