Reveille VII Decommits

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AP Newswire - January 25, 2002
In an bombshell revelation that rocked both the canine and college football worlds, Reveille VII announced late Friday that she had withdrawn her verbal commitment to serve as mascot for the Texas A&M football team and would attempt to walk-on as a back-up to King Reboubt, the Washington Huskies mascot.

"It was a difficult decision," said Reveille, "but after I committed, Coach Slocum never stopped by my kennel, never brought me any dogbones; he basically just ignored me."

When contacted by reporters on Friday evening, R.C. Slocum initially denied that he had ever intended for Reveille to serve as the Aggie mascot or extended a verbal commitment, but later admitted that the announcement had been a bitter disappointment. "We just assumed that Reveille VII would come to A&M since her mother had been a mascot," said Slocum. Slocum was quick to state that A&M has already taken steps to replace Reveille, offering the mascot position to Disney dog, Goofy, which Slocum described as "more appropriate for this university, anyway." Slocum added, "Plus, Reveille was a *****!"

Many Aggie supporters were visibly upset Friday evening. Notable among these was James McKinney, father of Aggie lineman, Seth McKinney, who responded to the news by striking his own dog, Inbred, with a set of binoculars. McKinney initially claimed that the dog was not his, then later recanted and said that he thought the dog was attacking him, and he was merely defending himself.

Reveille is listed by most services as the top canine mascot recruit in the country, except for Max Emfinger, who has listed Reveille as a raccoon.
 
I heard rumors, from sources I can't reveal, that Revs I and II have filed papers to be exumed. My suspicion is this decommit tidal wave could get worse.
 
Reveille was listed by many services as the top recuit...according to many aggies. This high rating however could not be confirmed. It must be pointed out that this so called rating was prior to the decommit and therefore Reveille may now not be rated as high.
 
good stuff!!!
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The dead Reveilies are turning over in their graves...wait, they can't cause some UT gal is standing on top of them
 
So when does construction begin on the world class kennels & grooming facilities that will be needed for A&M to once again attract the blue chip dogs? Sure, RC's great at finding sleeper talent, but even the winningest coach in A&M history can't turn a daschund-terrier mix into a shelty, can he? It's a well known fact that Mack isn't a good enough coach or recruiter to keep Bevo in Austin, it's the facilities! The aggies are once again behind the times. They'd better start movin' dirt soon!

Ghost
 
My inside sources tell me that Reveille is undergoing plastic surgery and committing to Georgia. Her second choice is Washington.
 
EllenZ stated that his earlier statement that this was "a golden god," was actually supposed to be "a golden dog." He further elaborated that this was a dyslexic, not Freudian slip, as had been reported.
 
They will likely still bury him (when he dies) facing the scoreboard because they can't get another 4 legged beast to commit to them.
 
Reveille VII was all hype anyway. ATM is happy with who we have now, we can still compete with out Reveille VII, besides we still have Reveille VI.
 
As funny as it is, it could happen. I love the Taco Bell dog and their mascot. maybe then we could get rid of those awful commercials on the Jumbotorn at DKR/Memorial and the loud "Bong" that goes with them.
 

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