Quote Ari Gold here

"The point is that he is an insecure ****, like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into royalty baby. You know it. Now you just gotta be thankful, and wear the crown. "
 
"You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business ethics. I don’t steal other people’s ************* clients. But in YOUR case, I am going to make an exception! I’m going to take everyone! Your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers. When I’m done with you you’ll be repping sideshow freaks. You need jojo the dog faced ***** boy, call Josh Winefuck. The lightweight penstealing fuckface."
 
"I swear I will choke you out with a strap on"

"LLOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYD"

"The gym Lloyd, the ******* gym"
 
me too! you self righteous, black-balling, little cuntbag ******* fuckface.
 
"Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!"
 
The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture: I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster cock.
 
I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun, tell her that I'm gonna start a website. I will take a full page ad out in the L.A. Times advertising it. Tell her it will be called imahollywoodexecutive.com and that no password or fee will be required. Tell her I Want A ******* Call Back!
 
Ari: When I go, in no time, you will be repping nobodies, like Bill from the Apprentice. No one needs to make a decision right now. I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply. To make everyone, who is one, from the ground floor, rich! And to burn this ************* place to the ground.
Lloyd, are you with me? (Lloyd freezes and doesn’t say a thing).
Ari: Lloyd, what are you doing. You and me, we have a special bond. Come on, let’s go.
Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
Ari: I can’t swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after.
 
"You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins"
 

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