Quite possibly the world's stupidest woman

[Hornius Emeritus]

What the hell is oozing out of our ground?



Stupidity

 

[MaduroUTMB]

It's like she's 15-25% educated about what's going on and the stupidity just took it from there.

 

[Statalyzer]

This has to be fake. There is no way someone is this dense.

 

[Steel Shank]

How do we know she's wrong?

 

[bobtheking]

 

[WorsterMan]

Can I get that 2 minutes back I wasted listening to a moron?

 

[HornHuskerDad]

HHD

 

[GatorDave]

I often wonder: how do these extreme idiots find employment with a sufficient enough income to purchase their own house?

 

[GHoward]

DPS/DMV/Welfare/Disability

 

[Bernard]

This a separate topic, but you don't have to be smart to make a lot of money.

Bernard

 

[AuburnTexas]

I think there might be some pot at the end of that rainbow. Not a pot, but some pot.

 

[Alpine]

They don't call california the land of fruits and nuts for nothing.

 

[Leggo]

Besides the fact she obviously had her 6 year old child type the text portions of the clip, I find this video quite amusing. I feel content because afterwards I get to tell myself, "Thank God I'm not that lady."

 

[El_Oso]

She can spell Guinea, but she can't spell thirst or constitutional

must be puurrrty snart!

 

[smwhorn]

"these rainbows cannot be natural" 

 

[Knoxville-Horn]

Can't be any worse than the chick I work with saying, "I called my boyfriend last night to ask him if we should be worried that Russia invaded Georgia." At first I thought it was in context but then she went on to talk about how GA bordered TN and that the Russians could invade us next.

1) She absolutely was not kidding. I actually had to explain the geography to her.
2) She is a Junior in Business at the University of TN.

 

[madscientist]

tell her not to worry until th reds take atlanta.

 

[general35]

tell her to go watch red dawn and get ready.

 

[DoobieWah]

OK, I showed my son this video and some of the comments, and he related the following story:

He was watching TV with a buddy a couple of years ago and there was a story about a soccer riot in Brazil. The newscaster said that the police shot and killed four Brazilians.

My son's friend jumped off of the couch and said "Oh my God. How many zeros are in a Brazilian?"

(In case you don't get it, he wanted to know how many "millions" were in a "brazillion")

 

[achooloco]

to borrow a line from mencia, i hope she swallows. but whatever she does, i hope she doesnt procreate. swallow!

 

[ProdigalHorn]

You guys laugh all you want, but she's on to something here... I mean what's next??? Next thing you know we'll be seeing all kinds of weird light effects, like... I dunno, red lights in people's eyes that only show up in photographs! Now that wasn't happening 50 years ago, so what has happened to light since then???

We're through the looking glass, people.

 

[CaptainEd]

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[PFD]

Could it be this woman?

 

[X-Ray_Horn]

Sorry, but I watched the video several times and never saw Kendra from The Girls Next Door.

 

[veggieboy]

[super troopers]I'M FREAKING OUT, MAN!!![/super troopers]

 

[KC-97HORN]

Knox,

you have to be pulling our leg.

There is no way someone is that stupid.

and if they are that stupid, you should have seriously messed with her mind.

"yeah the Russians took Georgia and because its U.S. soil we cant nuke em" heard they took Atlanta in under 23 minutes, and that the CNN newscasters have guns pointed at them while on the air to make it seem like all is well.

LOL

 

[Uncle Rico]

wow knox, in hindsight you should have really played that one up and told her you were evacuating tomorrow because of the scheduled bombings in knoxville.

 

[Ok_Longhorn]

How about this.

My wife and I are watching the Olympics last night, when they talk about a Jamaican woman and something she did at the Olympic Village.

To which my wife responded, "Oh that's not nice, they don't all live in villages, they have cities in Jamaica."

 

[wherzwaldo]

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[shorty]

Remember the old adage there is no such thing as a stupid question? Over the last decade I have decided there is such a thing as a stupid question and yes, there are people out there that are that dumb.

I had a carpet customer wanting to cover a room that was 17' x 10'. She was looking at a carpet remnant that was 12' x 18'. She just could not figure out if it would fit her room and she did not believe me, I guess, when I told her it woud fit. Finally she asked if the 12' was the width or the 18' was the width. I was ready to punch her lights out when she asked that question.