Questions raised by mass media advertising

[NB_LONGHORN]

Why do the citizens of Montgomery, Alabama appear to have an affinity for mini malls?

Why is a blanket with sleeves considered a scientific breakthrough?

Why is a rag created by Germans better than a rag made elsewhere?

What are yours?

 

[MGS]

Why would the Amish build electric space heaters?

 

[X-Ray_Horn]

In reply to:

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[l00p]

They are NOT rags, they are Sham-Wow. Show some got damned respect for zee product.

 

[DigglerontheHoof]

Why would anyone buy something Billy Mays hawks?

Don't ******* yell at me dude, I'm not buying your ****** product.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

"Look me in my eyes".
Now, is that really possible unless both of your eyes are crossed?