Duck Dodgers
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Texas is not good this year, but neither is OU.
From my untrained and un-Maddened eye, lots of similarities to Texas. Can score quickly and easily, yet go long stretches with boring, 3 and out series. Defense looks bad, with the middle of the field seemingly a Forbidden Zone that no defender can enter.
Will be lots of Doom and Gloomers on this week - rightfully so after the triple dud last Saturday of 1. Give up a long drive for a TD including letting the TCU QB run it in from 30 yards out 2. Failing to score on the next possession though was oh so close 3. Not being able to shut TCU down to one series and forcing a punt. More than anything else, I think that blown 3rd and 7 play is going to haunt Texas this year.
Anyway, I'm going positive for this week. So much of football is QB play, and Texas clearly has the better QB than the Pygmy Rattler, who has the same hair style as every woman who goes to Cancun and gets her hair braided, then develops a 3rd degree checkerboard sunburn on her bone white scalp.
You could go by any Home Depot, honk the horn twice, and pick up a truck full of illegals who would play better than either team's defense (Pro tip - honk the horn, then drive a block before you park. The ones who really want to work are going to run at top speed to your truck - hire those). So expect a high scoring, exciting game. I'm thinking 48 - 45 or such, Texas.
The B12 games have been exciting this year, so just accept that Texas and all the other schools are going to have 3-4 losses, and play no relevance in the national picture, and enjoy the wild season for itself.
From my untrained and un-Maddened eye, lots of similarities to Texas. Can score quickly and easily, yet go long stretches with boring, 3 and out series. Defense looks bad, with the middle of the field seemingly a Forbidden Zone that no defender can enter.
Will be lots of Doom and Gloomers on this week - rightfully so after the triple dud last Saturday of 1. Give up a long drive for a TD including letting the TCU QB run it in from 30 yards out 2. Failing to score on the next possession though was oh so close 3. Not being able to shut TCU down to one series and forcing a punt. More than anything else, I think that blown 3rd and 7 play is going to haunt Texas this year.
Anyway, I'm going positive for this week. So much of football is QB play, and Texas clearly has the better QB than the Pygmy Rattler, who has the same hair style as every woman who goes to Cancun and gets her hair braided, then develops a 3rd degree checkerboard sunburn on her bone white scalp.
You could go by any Home Depot, honk the horn twice, and pick up a truck full of illegals who would play better than either team's defense (Pro tip - honk the horn, then drive a block before you park. The ones who really want to work are going to run at top speed to your truck - hire those). So expect a high scoring, exciting game. I'm thinking 48 - 45 or such, Texas.
The B12 games have been exciting this year, so just accept that Texas and all the other schools are going to have 3-4 losses, and play no relevance in the national picture, and enjoy the wild season for itself.
