Pork belly prices have been dropping all morning

[Bookman]

which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low.

Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip. And my wife ain't gonna f-- . . . my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money."

So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "sell! sell!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now. I can feel it.

 

[austintex]

I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions, Commando Airborne Tactics, Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.

Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.

 

[someone]

I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro

 

[wacohorn27]

It was the Dukes! It was the Dukes!

wh

 

[HtownAg92]

Hello, Security...Merry Christmas!

Hang on a second....F*** OFF!

 

[unpaintedhuffhines]

is that yur puurse. that's a nice purrse

 

[buffsoldier]

No more ******* jerky beef!

 

[HURRICANE]

Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!

 

[KC-97HORN]

Yah im from sveeden

but you are wearing Lederhosen?.....

 

[ProdigalHorn]

Mor-TAYYYYY... what it is, man!

 

[TheFied]

Looking good, Billy Ray!!!

 

[SonofSon]

Didnt I tell you the phone in my limo is busted and I cant get a hold of my [censored]

 

[Orange&White]

Cause I'm a karate man, all right. Karate man don't bruise on the outside. Karate men bruise on the inside. They don't show their weaknesses. You don't know that, cause you a big burly ************.

 

[SonofSon]

Who's been putting their coals out on my floor??

This is persian!

 

[Jive_Turkey]

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

Yeah!

 

[DCA_HORN]

In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.

 

[StringfelloHORN]

In reply to:

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[DigglerontheHoof]

[Beeks on pay phone]**** off.[Beeks on pay phone]

 

[HistoryHorn]

Fear? That's the other guy's problem.

 

[beaVo]

and she stepped ON the ball!

 

[TRRW#31]

In reply to:

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[HornHawk]

Once you had a man with no legs, you never go back!

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

welcome...

 

[Beau Vine]

I'm sad. I saw the subject title and was hoping this would spur coachkiss into more action.

 

[MaduroUTMB]

Mother always said you were greedy.

She meant it as a compliment.

 

[HornBud]

You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.

 

[TexonLongIsland]

-Looking good Louis

-Feeling good Billy Ray

 

[youknow]

Like he went to Harvard.

 

[Jive_Turkey]

"Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance."

"**** him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on! "

this might be my favorite comedy of all time (as my name implies)