Please help me fill in the blank

[smwhorn]

My wife calls me at work.  Me: " Hello". Wife:  "Honey, do you love me?" Me: _____________Please fill in the blank.  Thanks in advance for all your assistance.

 

[Bluepies]

"Yes," and immediately brace yourself. She's probably about to ask for something expensive.

 

[Math Mudrat]

I'm betting that she wrecked the car.

 

[CBT]

"who is this?"

 

[accuratehorn]

"Zelda, I asked you not to call me here."

 

[MilkmanDan]

"click"

 

[Smurfette]

"no"

 

[The Over Cusser]

"I love you, I'm just not in love with you."

 

[Fievel121]

"Oh Fudge. Only I didn't say fudge"

 

[MilkmanDan]

You could borrow from Lyle:

"I don't love you any less, but I can't love you anymore."

 

[baylorbear245]

"Lo siento pero no hablo ingles"

 

[Ramathorn]

Those pictures were from years ago.

 

[LITNIN HORN]

"Why in HELL would you EVER have to ask a question like that?"

 

[Texas0407]

"No. I just said that to see you naked."

 

[WorsterMan]

"I asked you not to call me at the office!"

 

[veggieboy]

"On the advice of counsel, I hereby invoke my rights and privledges under the 5th Amendment of the United States Constitution."

 

[rickysrun]

It's a minute to minute thing

 

[01 grad]

So what did she do?

If I may expand on thread a little...
Me:"Hello" , Wife: "Do you think my thighs are fat" , Me: "<fill in the blank>"

 

[wherzwaldo]

Is your wife still on hold?

 

[DLev]

I've give you two:

I love parts of you

Sometimes

 

[smwhorn]

no she is not still on hold.  i answered "most of the time" when she asked me.  she claims she "was just checking."  i don't believe her.