Outside Bob's house ....

[hollisdude]

 

[mpt]

"Cruisin' down the road, tryin' to loosin' my load, I've got seven figures on my mind..."

 

[Rio Frio]

Runnin' down the road, not cruising. Runnin'.

 

[hollisdude]

Crash is right.

 

[lhorn63]

This is hilarious. Hollis you're a funny dude.

 

[HornFanStuckInOK]

I thought there was an F-150 outside with NASCAR mudflaps and a Piss on Osama sticker waiting outside Bob's house?

 

[mpt]

HFSIO - The F-150 must be at the Waffle House.

 

[86Horn]

No, it's stuck in the Albertson's parking lot waiting for eth OU band to show

 

[Treaty Oak]

"Runnin' down the road tryin' to loosin' my load, I've got seven figures on my mind..."

"ou can't hold me
Barry tried to blow me
Mary Kay says she's a friend of mine"

 

[mpt]

Nice work Treaty Oak! LMAO!

 

[Hawk]

we have a winner!

well done Treaty

 

[chance johnson]

horn inOK, it's a chevy truck, f-150 is a ford.

 

[hollisdude]

Treaty - to finish the verse ........

Runnin' down the road tryin' to loosin' my load
I've got seven figures on my mind
ou can't hold me
Barry tried to blow me
Mary Kay says she's a friend of mine
so long soooooooooners
so long soooooooooners
don't let my brother use my line,
no excuuuuuuuuses

verse 2?

 

[Jabob]

The fun continues!

Well I'm a runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load
Got seven figures on my mind
Florida now owns me, Sooners wanna stone me,
And Joe C ain't no friend of mine.
Take the money, take the money,
I think that dupin' toothless morons is kinda funny
Grab the cash, while you still can, though OUBubba won't understand,
Just head south to the surf and sand and take the money.

Well I'm a-standin' on a corner in Norman, Oklahoma
And it's such a pretty sight to see
It's a U-Haul, Lord, with some Gators on board
To pack up my stuff for me.
Come on baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know that your AD is gonna pay me
We may lose and we may win, but either way I get 3 million
And tho the Sooners think it's a sin, I'll take the money.

Well I'm a runnin' down the road with much less of a load
Gonna leave little Mikey behind
I'll just take my trip, leave him a sinkin' ship
Honest coaches are so hard to find.
Take the money, take the money,
Without Mack to recruit against things look a lot more sunny
I may lose or I may win, but me and my 3 million
Will never have to see a trailer again - I took the money!!!!!

 

[hollisdude]

Jacob Jacob - encore

 

[Treaty Oak]

Well done!

 

[Jabob]

Gotta give credit to my roommate on this one. He sat down wrote this in about 10-15 min.

 

[mpt]

Jabob -

 

[hollisdude]

I hate infinitely talented people.

 

[Jabob]

ttt - this needs to be appreciated

 

[bear 19]

ttt
found myself singin', and i can't sing.
that there's powerful art for ya'.

 

[Show Horn]

Jacob,

 

[HornFanStuckInOK]

OUTSTANDING

 

[Horns_House]

As another great artist once sang:

"Go on, take the money and run. Hoo Hoo Hoo"

 

[Benson32]

nice hollis

 

[Parrothead]

LOL!!!

you should send that in to Jim Rome's email contest tomorrow!

 

[ActionUT]

Hilarious!!!!

 

[OklahomaSucks]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Tell your roomate to call Sony records in the morning.

 

[Jabob]

ttt - this deserves some more time

 

[Orange Marrow]

Freakin' hilarious! As I put the words to the music, I could actually visualize the whole thing! The "video" ends with Stoops sitting on a Florida beach watching the sun go down, drinking a Pina Colada and thinking to himself, "Man, I shoulda done this 'Sooner'..."