Open season for Calipari jokes

[bierce]

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[Bob in Houston]

He knows they are around... somewhere.

 

[KazooMan]

Calipari's "rulz":

1. Show up with a posse small enough to fit in the team bus.

2. Take off the shades when practicing

3. Screw practice - just show up for games

4. Share your booster "donations" with the less fortunate (bench warmers)

5. Just win, baby.

 

[sinless1]

6. Bi***** may be kicked, but only off campus.

7. Payroll discrepancies should be directed to my assistant, coach G. Slick Daddy.