Oooh fuuudge!

[IsThatATitleist?]

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

 

[LITNIN HORN]

Oooh fuuuck?!!?

 

[MezesMan]

It's a major award!

 

[HornBud]

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

 

[kevinmal]

Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a *****!

 

[HatDaddy]

Not a finga!

 

[SA_Town_Horn]

Randy laid there like a slug.

It was his only defense.

 

[Homesickhorn]

No, it's a beautiful duck...it's just that....he's smiling at me.

 

[RomaVicta]

I&^**%*%*$&$$#!!!! Bumpas hounds!!!

 

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[ptownhorn]

You'll shoot your eye out kid

 

[SA_Town_Horn]

Deck the Harrs with barrs of horry......

FA RA RA RA RAH, RA RA RA RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wolfman]

Ho! Ho!
Ho!!!!!!!

 

[GhostOfTomJoad]

My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.

 

[The Over Cusser]

"Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."

 

[veggieboy]

Well I double DOG dare you!

 

[Texanne]

He looks like a pink nightmare!

 

[Horn-N-LA]

FRA-GEEE-LAY. That must be Italian.

Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.

Oh yeah.

 

[SA_Town_Horn]

Where's Flick? Has anyone seen Flick?

Flick? Flick who?

 

[DCA_HORN]

Only 8 hours until the marathon begins...


Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie.

 

[Trav44H]

In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over lake Michigan.

 

[100yearHorn]

Not a quote, but after ten-plus viewings, I think my favorite part is when Ralphie's mom doesn't rat him out after he kicks Fargas's ***. Tears me up every time.

 

[blueglasshorse]

It started already.

 

[TexanByChoice]

"We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice. "

 

[Texanne]

What you might not know, if you've not read the book, is that a great deal of what happens in the movie at Christmastime actually occurs during other parts of the year.

If you've never read, "In God We Trust (All Others Pay Cash)," I highly recommend it. Adult Ralphie reminisces with his old friend Flick, who grew up to own a somewhat seedy bar.

A really enjoyable read.

Merry Christmas to Hornfans everywhere!

 

[GatorHorn]

"I'll be right out, for crying out loud!!"

 

[Texanne]

I love the editing in the movie, especially the decoding scene in the bathroom. The close-ups of Ralphie's eyes and mouth, with the tongue placed just so in the corner, and the cuts to his pencil and the paper. And then at the end of the scene, when Randy lifts the lid of the toilet, and then it immediately cuts to Ralphie lifting the lid on the red cabbage on the stove ...

I'm sorry it's over. I am going to prepare an "'A Christmas Story' in July" trivia quiz. Be ready, guys ...

 

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