Only guy worse than Mr Always Jacks Up a 3-Pointer

Statalyzer

Statalyzer

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Is Mr. Immediately Throws The Frisbee As Far As He Possibly Can. I've found when playing ultimate frisbee it's best to identify this guy on your team as early as possible and avoid ever throwing him the frisbee, because all he will do when he gets it is execute frisbee's version of a punt.

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Also under consideration for pickup sports annoyance:

Mr. Cherrypicker Who Doesn't Ever Play Defense
Mr. 'Accidental' Tackle During Two-Hand Touch/Flag
Mr. I Have to Be the Quarterback Even Though I Can't Throw
Mr. Whiny Double-Standard Foul Caller
 
somewhat narrow, but i actually ran into a mr ball and strike arguer at a pre-season intramural softball game. honest to God, he was complaining about the umps calls when it was a game set up to allow for rookie umps to get experience. we eventually yelled at him mid game to shut the hell up and he wanted to fight my team by himself since his team wouldn't back him up
 
How about Mr. "I camp out in the lane because I know no one ever wants to have to call 3 seconds during a pick-up game".
 
Mr. "Takes It Too Seriously"
Mr. "Likes to Annoy Mr. Takes It Too Seriously by Constantly Double-Dribbling, Fouling, and Travelling"
 
Hmm, Stat, you reminded me. It's about that time of year where I actually play ultimate again. you know, that 3 weeks a year when it's not 100 degrees or 40?
 
Mr. Likes to emphatically show off knowledge of the rules but completely misinterprets them.

For example: "Dude! The hand is part of the ball!"

Ummm, not on a jumpshot or layup you jackass...
 
I've found that Mr. No Look Pass always throws it straight out of bounds.
 
In basketball:

Mr. "Run the offense through me even though I can't create my own shot or get to the rack"

In football:

Mr. "I'm a bushwhacker while playing defense but whine about contact while playing offense."
 
That guy is annoying.

The ultimate guy I really hate is Mr Too Competitive who ******* about the new girl turning over the disc. Come on, it's a pickup game, and we need more girls anyway.
 
Mr. I only play Expert Guitar Hero.

Mr. I always try and harmonize when we sing a song in the car and fail at it miserably.

I know they arent sports related.. But I think these people suck too.
 
OH, and this is why I don't play team sports any more. Well that and I generally end up hurting myself.
 
I vote for Mr. Ride my bike on the sidewalk and run red lights - F U lance

or Mr. Skate board in the middle lane of Gaudalupe down town who just goes five and flicks people off who honk - thank god for puddles
 
Mr or Ms Ride my Bike down Red River on the street. You can't go 30 mph people, you cause a huge traffic jam and you make everybody ditch the right lane for the left, creating a possible crash. Get on the sidewalk or bike down the smaller north-south roads like the avenue g's and f's
 
Ditto for 360. Stop fing up traffic, and when your as slow as you guys are (you know who you are) - do you really need the extra wind resistance in your yellow banana suit with you junk hanging out. Your 40 man and girl on the pink bike with the streamers needs to pass.
 
I'm always amazed by Mr. Unrealistic-Self-Assessment-of-My-Physique -- i.e. the guys who are 40 ******* pounds overweight but insist on wearing skin-tight lycra gear like they're training for the Tour. That is douchebaggery on so many different levels.
 
Guys, the "Mr. whiny couch potatoes who ***** about cyclists" thread is in Other Sports.

I like the guy in softball who steps into the batter's box and holds his hand up for "timeout" while he adjusts his junk. Get over yourself, dude. We're a bunch of half drunk alcoholic morons with a softball problem, and you're no Derek Jeter.
 
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