On the refution of evolution via the ootheca

A. BETTIK

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Okay, up until today, the greatest refution of Evolution I have yet encountered is the theory of multiverse. The theory states that if there are an infinite number of universes out there, then not only is there a universe where the epic sci fi novels of Hyperion do take place, but a universe exists whose age is 6,000 years and formed in such a way that a planet exists with fossils already in place.

Today, however I have witnessed the ultimate refutation. My wife discovered an ootheca on our ceramic top oven. You would think that after thousands of years of cohabitation with these ootheca layers, they would have evolved by now to the point where they would be discreet about their ootheca laying habits. But no, they wizz about through no fly zones, crawl up and down walls at the most inopportune times and lurch across floors in a highly threatening and provocative manner.

With a life cycle of 40 days, if evolution were true, I would have expected by now a genteel species eager to clean our floors when we are asleep and above all smart enough not to lay an ootheca right out in the open, least of all on an oven.
 
You've been drinking haven't you?
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Close. I had a bad cold and was buzzing off of cold medicine stuff. Not the good stuff mind you that requires a signature at Walgreens. Still have a hack but am feeling better today.
 
Despite CalHornGal's advice, I did Google "Ootheca".

You need to get that wife of yours to keep the house a little cleaner. so you don't have those things showing up.
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