Omaha haiku

[roofless]

He's just a freshman
"Saving it for the end, man."
That's Taylor Jungmann

Boiled crawdaddies
are fine, but Fajita Man
truly satisfies.

Win with small ball or
beat gorillas at their game.
New plan, same result.

 

[Dewbrewer]

from my wife:

Les Miles still texting
Horns beat his Tigers again
ESPN sucks

 

[Dewbrewer]

Mahtook's mom is hot
But Longhorn chicks are hotter
Horns will win it all!

 

[bevo barry]

Orel makes me wince
Wishing Colt's momma was there
Guess Erin will do

 

[bevo barry]

Our bats are not juiced
But our cups are made of steel
Dare you to rack us

 

[longtex]

A Tagger coach, Les, who could text
On his phone, with both his thumbs flexed,
Saw his team down the shitter,
And spluttered this Twitter:
"Geaux get 'em, game four, or the next."

 

[bierce]

Nightly the trio
Chitter in purple and geauxld.
Thursday mourn in black.

 

[accuratehorn]

Etoufe, beads, beer
You had fun while it lasted
Adieux, LSU

 

[Booyakasha!]

Sorry:

Ev-ry

works better.

 

[longtex]

Longhorns win game three
Steroid bats are not enough
Sadness in Red Stick

 

[bierce]

Credit due the champs
No complaints should here be voiced.
Proud to be Longhorn.