Hou-Tex Horn
100+ Posts
Old RC went down to Austin
He was lookin' for a game to steal
His Aggies lost 3, had injuries
And he was looking to make a deal
When he came across this quarterback
Standing tall in the pocket and playing hot
Old RC walked out on Royal's field
And said, "Boy let me tell you what
"I know you may not think it,
But my team plays football too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
"Texas plays pretty good football, boy
But give RC's Aggies their due
I bet a chance to go to the Holiday bowl,
That my teams' better than you
The boy said "My name's Chris Simms
And it might be a sin
'Cause I've thrown a lot of pics that I regret
But Mac's recruited the best there's ever been
Simms you loosen up your arm
So you can throw it again and again,
A&M's kicking off in the 3rd
And you'll be throwin' against the wind
And if you win
To California the Horns will go
But if you lose
It's back to the Alamo
The Aggies kicked off in the third,
As RC said "I'll take the wind"
And the Aggie fans came to their feet
As he sent the Wrecking crew in
And he put eight men in the box
His DB's in man-to-man
Then the Corp joined in and started to whoop
'Cause they thought he was in command
"I know something you don't" Simms said
"Your D ain't all that good, old son
So stand back by that bench right there
And let me show you how its done"
(refrain)
Williams on the reverse, run Roy run
Sloan's taking it to the house and having fun
BJ's faking the curl, he's on a hitch and go,
Simms pump just once, throw Chris throw....
Old RC looked down at the ground
Because he knew his Ags were beat
Then he made his way to mid-field
Where he and Simms would meet
Simms said "RC, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
But I told you once, you son of a *****
We got the best that's ever been
(refrain)
Williams on the reverse, run Roy run
Sloan's taking it to the house and having fun
BJ's faking the curl, he's on a hitch and go,
Simms pump just once, throw Chris throw....
He was lookin' for a game to steal
His Aggies lost 3, had injuries
And he was looking to make a deal
When he came across this quarterback
Standing tall in the pocket and playing hot
Old RC walked out on Royal's field
And said, "Boy let me tell you what
"I know you may not think it,
But my team plays football too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
"Texas plays pretty good football, boy
But give RC's Aggies their due
I bet a chance to go to the Holiday bowl,
That my teams' better than you
The boy said "My name's Chris Simms
And it might be a sin
'Cause I've thrown a lot of pics that I regret
But Mac's recruited the best there's ever been
Simms you loosen up your arm
So you can throw it again and again,
A&M's kicking off in the 3rd
And you'll be throwin' against the wind
And if you win
To California the Horns will go
But if you lose
It's back to the Alamo
The Aggies kicked off in the third,
As RC said "I'll take the wind"
And the Aggie fans came to their feet
As he sent the Wrecking crew in
And he put eight men in the box
His DB's in man-to-man
Then the Corp joined in and started to whoop
'Cause they thought he was in command
"I know something you don't" Simms said
"Your D ain't all that good, old son
So stand back by that bench right there
And let me show you how its done"
(refrain)
Williams on the reverse, run Roy run
Sloan's taking it to the house and having fun
BJ's faking the curl, he's on a hitch and go,
Simms pump just once, throw Chris throw....
Old RC looked down at the ground
Because he knew his Ags were beat
Then he made his way to mid-field
Where he and Simms would meet
Simms said "RC, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
But I told you once, you son of a *****
We got the best that's ever been
(refrain)
Williams on the reverse, run Roy run
Sloan's taking it to the house and having fun
BJ's faking the curl, he's on a hitch and go,
Simms pump just once, throw Chris throw....
