An old couple, each around 100 years old, goes to see their lawyer.
Lawyer: What can I do for you today?
Wife: We want to get a divorce.
Lawyer: A divorce? You've been married for over seventy years. Why would you want to get a divorce now?
Husband: Well, we just wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Lawyer: What can I do for you today?
Wife: We want to get a divorce.
Lawyer: A divorce? You've been married for over seventy years. Why would you want to get a divorce now?
Husband: Well, we just wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
