Old and current curse words

[Math Mudrat]

Malarkey
Dash it all
****

 

[Texanne]

Criminentlies, and its shorter form: Criminy.
Goldarnit.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

My grandfather used all of the following quite liberally:

Dagnabbit
What in Sam Hill? (maybe it was Sam hell, i dunno)
Tarnation

There were others, but I can still clearly picture him saying these three.

 

[RoundRobin]

Horse Feathers
Balderdash

 

[TXHookem]

For the love of Pete!?

 

[DigglerontheHoof]

The ranch foreman at our deer lease outside of Llano used to say "Golly Bum" instead of Goddamnit.

He was a cool old dude.

 

[jmatt]

My uncle (now in his 80's) uses (or used to use) "shitfire" a lot

He and my dad (also in his 80's) also use "dang it all to hell" (the only curse word I've ever heard come out of my dad's mouth). It sounds like this though: "dangitalltuhayell".

"gosh all fish hooks" is another old one.

My dad also uses something that sounds like "bull dookey". Supposed to be "********" I guess.

 

[wolfman]

dadgummit

 

[El Sapo]

Cragnabbit.

 

[riloh05]

got damn

 

[NativeTXchic]

Quitcherbitchin

 

[ptownhorn]

sun of beech sheet

just saw "johnny Dangerously"

 

[Statalyzer]

It's Sam Hill.

My grandpa used to say "Hot diggity dog" instead of cussing, which I always thought was funny since he said hell a lot and damn occasionally.

 

[Bevoette]

Dad used to say "russellfrats" not sure what that means.

 

[Fried JJ Pickles]

My old man used to say **** a lot. I'm not sure, but I think that's what the old people used instead of Frack.

 

[general35]

got damn
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I always thought is was "hot damn"...i think that is what my grandfather used to say a lot.

 

[UTEE]

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[gardere_owns_OU]

caca

i got my the caca beat out of me when i said that word. now my parents don't give a ****.

 

[Butch Coolidge]

One of my grandpas said "cumstain" and "sorry son-of-a-*****" on a regular basis. The other didn't say ****.

 

[TXHorn]

bull butter

 

[LITNIN HORN]

godam
goldurn
twat
biotch

 

[LazyEngineer]

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[NEOKHORN]

Jiminy Christmas
Jeez Louise
For pete's sake
Sheisterkof (sp)

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

At an early age I learned not to say "*** spelunker" in front of grandma.

 

[LongestHorn]

cunny