OK, Let's Get It Started--Notre Dame Jokes

[daytonhorn]

I'll start.

What do you call a constipated ND cheerleader?























A no turd dame

 

[WorsterMan]

Can we modify aggy jokes and insert irish or notre dame instead of "aggy"?

 

[Ajo Macho]

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
There's one less drunk.

 

[IvanDiabloHorn]

I'll play.

An Irishman, a Texan and a Frenchman were stranded at an airport and went into the bar for drinks.
The waitress comes over to take the drink orders and the Texan says "Give me a W&W" which the waitress writes down. The Irishman asks what is a "W&W" and the waitress says
"Whiskey and Water".
The Frenchman says "Give me a RW" and the waitress writes it down. The Irishman asks what is a "RW" and the waitress says "Red wine".
The Irishman wanting to follow suit and not wanting to look unsophisticated, says "Give me a fifteen".
The waitress, Texan and Frenchman look at each other wondering what the Irishman had ordered. Finally, the waitress says " I am sorry sir, I do not know a drink called fifteen".
The Irishman says "You know, a seven and seven".

 

[accuratehorn]

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