Oh crap - UT student fooks it

[Hornin Hong Kong]

embarrassing - ive had 5 people fwd this to me
The Link

 

[HatDaddy]

HA! I bet that guy will go postal when he finds out about all this. What an idoit!

 

[taco]

saw that yesterday. definitely a moron

I do feel bad for him in that he seems to have wasted a good education so far.

 

[Chest Rockwell]

I don't feel sorry for this guy in the least - he screwed himself. Dishonesty is the quickest way to get yourself removed from consideration of a job and if employers think you're playing games they will run from you.

 

[Dead Horse]

you'd think wall street would be lining up to hire a guy like this considering their track record on misleading information and half-truths.

 

[overmaars]

what a ******* douche. And how embarassing for this sociopath to be associated with our beloved university. This guy seems to fit the profile of someone that would go Columbine.

 

[IRC]

Is there any reason to believe he actually went to Texas?

 

[HornInDub]

One of my sister's friends actually interviewed this guy, its definitely legit.

 

[Wild Bill]

He should interview with the government. He'd fit right in.

 

[X-Ray_Horn]

Think this is JC?

Cached LinkedIn profile:
Jeffrey Chiang

 

[Bluepies]

Tool.

Then again, when your line of business and concentration of study depends little on learned skills and more on being able to BS people into making a deal, this sounds about right. Being on any sort of student council also sounds about right.

"5k marathon"??? That's funny. I'd wager 80% of students at UT could finish a 5k. If I put every 3.1 miles I've run on my resume, it would be about 80 pages long. Don't put an athletic achievement on your resume unless it's something on par with a REAL marathon.

 

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[MilkmanDan]

For some reason this seems even more egregious than the 5k marathon:

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[Bluepies]

Somehow I can't get to his resume PDF. Has it been taken down?

 

[Longhorny630]

I did a search and found his resume here

Someone might want to double check it though, he didnt actually go to Harvard, Edinburgh, and all those schools did he?

Putting Fantasy Football in a resume.....classic

 

[mcbrett]

This is embarrassing. I have to say I was "fortunate" enough to once see Alex Vayner interview at the PE firm I worked at here in New York. I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard his name and immediately ran over to the VP afterward to have a little fun with google.

 

[CanaTigers]

Is he not simply following the leaders our country?

 

[iamhorn]

How did this resume get the ok from McCombs?

Fantasy football, fantasy ******* football, are you kidding me? That's just the start.

 

[Longhorny630]

McCombs sucks, everybody knows this. You don't see this stuff happening over in Cockrell

 

[Smurfette]

What a liar-- no way the president recognizes TAKS scores.

 

[OrngNugz]

After that the first thing I would consider doing is changing my name, if I can do that before I graduate then I can have a new name on all my papers.

 

[MaduroUTMB]

He should probably go for a job at Moody's and Standard and Poor's. They'll believe anything.

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

"How did this resume get the ok from McCombs? "

I don recall them reviewing resumes

Honesty is assumed. You will ALWAYS eventually be aught if you lie on your resume

 

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