Official truck of the *******

[Montag]

Hands down, the Dodge 1500 Ram. Points for:

-truck nutz
-ram silhouette on tail lights
-calvin sticker pissing on chevy/ford logo
-"yeah, it's got a hemi" sticker

A friend of mine had a theory, the way that Dodge advertises in such a bold, brash and arrogant way attracts ********, be they cowboy, frat boy whatever. From my own anecdotal evidence, I agree. I've always noticed shittier driving and ******* behaviour from Dodge pickup drivers.

 

[utexas_61]

If you can't dodge it, ram it

 

[RyanUTAustin]

 

[Vicerous]

Extra points for any sort of lift kit and/or exhaust stacks

 

[TornACL]

The "Yeah, it's got a Hemi" and the "Zoom Zoom" (Mazda) stickers might be the stupidest things on the planet. It's neck and neck between those, and the stupid stick figure families that people put on the backs of their minivans to represent how many kids/dogs/etc they have.

I did see one comedian that had a "Yeah it's got a Hemi" on the back window of his Stratus. Good times...

 

[AUinAustin]

Where in the world is that picture from? To get the truck that deep he had to have floored it and ignored the brake

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

Montag, God love ya, you forgot to mention the giant "Dodge Makes It, Cummins Shakes It" decal on the rear window.

 

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[gardere_owns_OU]

well i'm an *******.
or former *******.

my last truck.... i miss it so damn hard

lesson learned. don't go off roading at 4am and not know your surroundings.


OH YEAH.. don't drive on the railroad tracks.

 

[Fried JJ Pickles]

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[ADMIRALSTOCKDALE]

i managed to stay off the douche thread because of the inconclusive evidnce. i'm here to tell you that you are an ******* if you drive this vehicle. and if you drive anything tha's jacked up.
you are also a thug-**** if your **** is dropped.

 

[Me So Horny]

If you're driving any big truck, SUV, Hummer these days (gas prices) you automatically qualify as someone with **** for brains.

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

That kid on the boat ramp looks like he's throwing up. I would be if it were my truck.

 

[overmaars]

Anything NASCAR on the truck certainly adds to the **** head element. Dodge is such a piece of **** through and through.

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

Dodge doesn't have the resell value, or so I've been told.

 

[Math Mudrat]

Wheels greater than 18" for extra assholishness.

 

[utexas_61]

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[PFD]

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[kbrown]

This one is simple....stepsides!!!

 

[MaduroUTMB]

Trucks that get horrid gas mileage are ending, but that's not the whole story. The truth is that nearly all vehicles sold today are grossly overpowered- the notable exceptions being big rigs, buses and scooters. Pretty much everything else will benefit from being made from composites with hybrid electric drives that allow 50hp diesels to to push passenger cars.

 

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[wolfman]

Looks like somebody is trying to compensate for some feelings of inadequacy.

 

[Sip94]

the vehicle doesn't make you an ******* as much as the way you drive it does.

 

[Montag]

That's why the thread is title truck OF THE ******* and not ******* OF THE truck, sparky.

 

[Mrmyke709]

GOO, you need more flair on that truck.

I'd have to agree with the OP...this 17 yr. old punk almost ran me off the road in a torrential rain storm. He's having words with the other vehicle that he almost hit. I followed him into the parking lot of a Sac and Pac and told him he was about to get a visit from a sheriff's deputy.

 

[bozo_casanova]

Myke- that truck looks familiar- was it driven by a little thin-mustachioed, bandana wearing, buck-o-five piece of trash who likes to tailgate, honk and call people *************?

 

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[Mrmyke709]

Yup.