Off Season Haiku

[VinceHung]

Football season, DONE.
Maybe I'll watch some baseball?
Baseball is teh suck.

 

[numbereleven]

Worst first post ever?
Haiku: first five syllables
then seven, then five.

Bonus points for good use of "teh suck", though.

 

[VinceHung]

Eh, apparently "over" counts as two syllables. Thusly, it is replaced with "Done."

However, the point was to work in "teh suck." I've succeeded and therefore it cannot be the worst first post ever. Maybe second worst.

 

[numbereleven]

Best second post ever?

 

[Uninformed]

Nothing to discuss
Except a boring spring game
When will August come

 

[HousHorn09]

 

[Booyakasha!]

Good First Posts Are Great.
Most On This Site Rarely Are,
Kudos For That Alone.

 

[bdog33]

John Chiles to Wide-out
Thread is worthless w/out pics
BOOM MOTHER F**CKER

 

[stockjock]

In reply to:

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[Booyakasha!]

Dear Alabama
All your coordinators
Are belong to us

 

[baylorbear245]

booyakasha.....nice

 

[Booyakasha!]

Thank you Mr. Bear. I had to redeem myself after the infamous "Kudos" disaster. More to follow, I like this game.

 

[accuratehorn]

Interminable.
But there's always Perriloux
For off season laughs

 

[gkp]

Plenty of beer here.
No football to watch on tube.
Drink beer anyway.

 

[gkp]

Risers in the sky.
Webcam working once again.
Can't wait to walk it.

 

[Uninformed]

Walters in the house
Perrilloux could not get soused
Buckeyes burn a couch

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

I want to stab my
eyes out because offseason
is ******* boring

 

[l00p]

If you like more sports
than just football and the Horns
offseason ain't bad

 

[VinceHung]

Give me more football.
Cause Pros versus Joes is ***.
Smoke another bowl.

 

[Mr.Wizard]

Hornius, may I borrow that?

 

[hullabelew]

How I love these threads
Haikus always remind me
Each time, OU sucks.

 

[Jordan Stealthey]

told, 'NO SEX AT ALL'
how else to fill off-season?
maintain focusness.

 

[Booyakasha!]

Stockjock was correct
My first Haiku did not pass
I made amends though.

Chiles to running back
Got to get him on the field
Hes not THAT fast though