NBHorn7
Pimp Daddy
Howdee sip folkz. I iz Tater Bug Ag, da cuzin uf ol Spyder Ag. I bin a hearin dat ewe hornz haz bin a lookin fur muh cuzin en a wanderin ubout hem.
Ima gunna tail ya ubout dat, butt furst Ima gunna duz sum a preferizin. I iz cawlled Tatar Bug Ag becuz we Ags call dem critterz tater bugs ensted uf laydee bugs likez ewe sippers. If I wuz ta cawl myselv dat it wood bee a soundin shemale en I aint a shemale.
Ol Tater likez hiz basebawl an cuzin Spydee hud dun telled me ubout dis plase hear. He did tellz uf how dere wuz a feller hear dat did gud deescribenz uf da basebawl gamez.
Uf coarse ol Tater iz a Ag, butt I wonted ta seez fur myselv iffin da deescribenz wuz uf anee acountz. Sew I wondure on ovah ta heer en hud a lookze. It wuz purty gud deescribenz en I dun startet a thankin dat dat feller haz a purty mouf, I meen purty fangerz fur tipen dem fanci wordz.
Sew I dun gotz awl kindz uf xcited whun I a heerd dat de Ags wuz gonna bee a playen dem sips ovah et Rize en dat Reegunal.
Eevin afta gettin whupped up on bu dem sippers en dat furst game I didz a cum on ovah ta reed da deescribinz uf whut didz happun.
Den wez a playzd dat George Mason en I a figured wez cud beet hem sincin hez wuz justin one felller en we didz.
I wuz askeered whun we hud ta playz dem Rize Owlz. I hud a heered dey wuz kinda smart en dey wuz a whuppin uz purty bad fur a spell, butt wez a cum back en whupped dem en xtra innuns.
Sew we gotz ta da champeenship agin da sippers.
Ol Stubbs, dat hansum feller dat he iz whupped em en I cum on ovah ta reed da deescribinz uf it. I wuz awl xcited.
I wuz appauled en horidifyed ta reed how ewe horn folkz wuz a takin yer whuppin. Sippers waz a sein dat ol Stubbs wuz a makin awl ewe sips angrified bye a doin dat inferted hookin sine uf yourin. Ima thinkin he wuz jest a funnin wid ya.
Den sense wez hud whipped ewe sips en da champeenship game I wuz a thinkin et wuz ovah en wez wuz champeens.
Et wuz muh tern ta bee horidifyed dat we hadz ta playz agin ya agin, dat jest aint rite, dey sed it wuz a champeenship game.
Den wez gat whupped agin en da sippers went awl a hookin wid dat sine en uh singin dat ralerode song. Stil I cum ovah ta reed da deescribinz en whilez I wuz a puruzin em I cum acrost sum feller a tawkin ubout dat Boobie Gentri song I uzed ta liked whun I waz a lil Tater Bug.
Sew I gat dis epifeeny idee ubout a tellin ya whut dun huppen ta Cuzin Spydee en dat Boobie Genti song. I wuz a figgurin Iz cud keel two birds wid one cow patti. I cud rit a song likez dat ubout ol Spydee. Sew widout furder adodoo dis heer iz ma renderin cawlled "Ode Ta Spyder Ag."
Wuz da thurd a Jun, unuther hawt, stoopid, Colluge Stashun day.
Da wind wuz a blowin off da Animul Clinicks, ya cud smellum frum a mile uway.
At da Dixee Chikun Ags wuz a tawkin ubout da game last nite.
Whun Cuzin Spyder cum en an a startit drankin alike hez wuz a wantin to fight.
"Iz tellya Ags Iz can't a take gettin saw-dee-mized by dem sippers anniemmore," en a startet ta bawl.
"Today Iz a gunna threw myselv off da tower down bie Rudder Hall."
'N' sum Core Turd sez to unother az he playz dominoz.
"Yeah right thet Spydee ain't got no cense, den he blew hiz noze."
Cuzin Spydee heerd et en runned out da dore ta da parkin lot.
He sez," Iz got ta showed dem dat I meen et en da red *** I got."
Back en da Chickun da Core Turds is a laghin an a remembrin awl da thangs ta Cuzin Spydee dey haz done.
One sayz," Maybe we shoulda hed a ben nut sa hard, unother sayz it wuz awl en fun."
Unother sayz, "I ramember when we pulled hiz jorts down at da Bama game, oh whut a site."
"Yeah," sez unother "he had dose Revelie boxers on, it wuz quet a nite."
Meanswhile, Cuzin Spyder ez a speedin ta da Rudder Tower.
He iz a thinkin iffien he kan miss da knew fish kamp traffic he kan get da deed dun in ubout un hour.
Sew Cuzin Spyder gits der an gits on da elavater an shuts da door.
He wooda gotz to da top sooner, butt he pooshed da button fer eveery floor.
Whenz he gits dere he sayz his prares en ez reddy ta git gone.
But down belo der wuz somethin hez a didn't uhcount on.
Dere wuz a platune uf fish Core Turds a marchin en purfect formashun.
And ez Spydee fellz hez a landid square en sectshun one.
Sum pore fish nevah gotz hiz chance ta ern hiz Aggie rang
Because Cuzin Spydee dun a knocked into da dirt hez dingalang.
Cuzin Spydee a terned hem ovah, sez, "son yuz a broke ma faul, whet iz ya name, I needz ta know
An in hiz dien breadth he a whipped it out and said "Howdy sir, I'z is Billy Joe".
Now ya sippers ez a askin ubout Cuzin Spydee en a how hez a bin.
Hez en da Bryan County lockup fur manslaughter an hez a doin 5-10.
I hopez ewe hornz folkz likez da renderin I didz. I cent one uf dem secrat massage thangs ta dat NB feller. It tookz me quit a spell ta figgure outz howz dat werkz, butt I didz et.
Ima hoppin hee a putz et un one uf dem dere furoms dats a hole mess uf ya hornz folkz lookz et. Ima thinkin hez willz cuz hez seams likez a purty gud feller en haz dem purty fangers fer tipin sech thangs.
I'llz a bee a shur en a tellz Cuzin Spydee ewe sips sez howdy da nex timez I goz en a visitatez hem et da jalehowse. Whoop!
Ima gunna tail ya ubout dat, butt furst Ima gunna duz sum a preferizin. I iz cawlled Tatar Bug Ag becuz we Ags call dem critterz tater bugs ensted uf laydee bugs likez ewe sippers. If I wuz ta cawl myselv dat it wood bee a soundin shemale en I aint a shemale.
Ol Tater likez hiz basebawl an cuzin Spydee hud dun telled me ubout dis plase hear. He did tellz uf how dere wuz a feller hear dat did gud deescribenz uf da basebawl gamez.
Uf coarse ol Tater iz a Ag, butt I wonted ta seez fur myselv iffin da deescribenz wuz uf anee acountz. Sew I wondure on ovah ta heer en hud a lookze. It wuz purty gud deescribenz en I dun startet a thankin dat dat feller haz a purty mouf, I meen purty fangerz fur tipen dem fanci wordz.
Sew I dun gotz awl kindz uf xcited whun I a heerd dat de Ags wuz gonna bee a playen dem sips ovah et Rize en dat Reegunal.
Eevin afta gettin whupped up on bu dem sippers en dat furst game I didz a cum on ovah ta reed da deescribinz uf whut didz happun.
Den wez a playzd dat George Mason en I a figured wez cud beet hem sincin hez wuz justin one felller en we didz.
I wuz askeered whun we hud ta playz dem Rize Owlz. I hud a heered dey wuz kinda smart en dey wuz a whuppin uz purty bad fur a spell, butt wez a cum back en whupped dem en xtra innuns.
Sew we gotz ta da champeenship agin da sippers.
Ol Stubbs, dat hansum feller dat he iz whupped em en I cum on ovah ta reed da deescribinz uf it. I wuz awl xcited.
I wuz appauled en horidifyed ta reed how ewe horn folkz wuz a takin yer whuppin. Sippers waz a sein dat ol Stubbs wuz a makin awl ewe sips angrified bye a doin dat inferted hookin sine uf yourin. Ima thinkin he wuz jest a funnin wid ya.
Den sense wez hud whipped ewe sips en da champeenship game I wuz a thinkin et wuz ovah en wez wuz champeens.
Et wuz muh tern ta bee horidifyed dat we hadz ta playz agin ya agin, dat jest aint rite, dey sed it wuz a champeenship game.
Den wez gat whupped agin en da sippers went awl a hookin wid dat sine en uh singin dat ralerode song. Stil I cum ovah ta reed da deescribinz en whilez I wuz a puruzin em I cum acrost sum feller a tawkin ubout dat Boobie Gentri song I uzed ta liked whun I waz a lil Tater Bug.
Sew I gat dis epifeeny idee ubout a tellin ya whut dun huppen ta Cuzin Spydee en dat Boobie Genti song. I wuz a figgurin Iz cud keel two birds wid one cow patti. I cud rit a song likez dat ubout ol Spydee. Sew widout furder adodoo dis heer iz ma renderin cawlled "Ode Ta Spyder Ag."
Wuz da thurd a Jun, unuther hawt, stoopid, Colluge Stashun day.
Da wind wuz a blowin off da Animul Clinicks, ya cud smellum frum a mile uway.
At da Dixee Chikun Ags wuz a tawkin ubout da game last nite.
Whun Cuzin Spyder cum en an a startit drankin alike hez wuz a wantin to fight.
"Iz tellya Ags Iz can't a take gettin saw-dee-mized by dem sippers anniemmore," en a startet ta bawl.
"Today Iz a gunna threw myselv off da tower down bie Rudder Hall."
'N' sum Core Turd sez to unother az he playz dominoz.
"Yeah right thet Spydee ain't got no cense, den he blew hiz noze."
Cuzin Spydee heerd et en runned out da dore ta da parkin lot.
He sez," Iz got ta showed dem dat I meen et en da red *** I got."
Back en da Chickun da Core Turds is a laghin an a remembrin awl da thangs ta Cuzin Spydee dey haz done.
One sayz," Maybe we shoulda hed a ben nut sa hard, unother sayz it wuz awl en fun."
Unother sayz, "I ramember when we pulled hiz jorts down at da Bama game, oh whut a site."
"Yeah," sez unother "he had dose Revelie boxers on, it wuz quet a nite."
Meanswhile, Cuzin Spyder ez a speedin ta da Rudder Tower.
He iz a thinkin iffien he kan miss da knew fish kamp traffic he kan get da deed dun in ubout un hour.
Sew Cuzin Spyder gits der an gits on da elavater an shuts da door.
He wooda gotz to da top sooner, butt he pooshed da button fer eveery floor.
Whenz he gits dere he sayz his prares en ez reddy ta git gone.
But down belo der wuz somethin hez a didn't uhcount on.
Dere wuz a platune uf fish Core Turds a marchin en purfect formashun.
And ez Spydee fellz hez a landid square en sectshun one.
Sum pore fish nevah gotz hiz chance ta ern hiz Aggie rang
Because Cuzin Spydee dun a knocked into da dirt hez dingalang.
Cuzin Spydee a terned hem ovah, sez, "son yuz a broke ma faul, whet iz ya name, I needz ta know
An in hiz dien breadth he a whipped it out and said "Howdy sir, I'z is Billy Joe".
Now ya sippers ez a askin ubout Cuzin Spydee en a how hez a bin.
Hez en da Bryan County lockup fur manslaughter an hez a doin 5-10.
I hopez ewe hornz folkz likez da renderin I didz. I cent one uf dem secrat massage thangs ta dat NB feller. It tookz me quit a spell ta figgure outz howz dat werkz, butt I didz et.
Ima hoppin hee a putz et un one uf dem dere furoms dats a hole mess uf ya hornz folkz lookz et. Ima thinkin hez willz cuz hez seams likez a purty gud feller en haz dem purty fangers fer tipin sech thangs.
I'llz a bee a shur en a tellz Cuzin Spydee ewe sips sez howdy da nex timez I goz en a visitatez hem et da jalehowse. Whoop!
