crash_davis
250+ Posts
i just got back from a 2 week trip through france and spain. below are my outstanding observations.
1. european women are beautiful. i'm not talking blonde southern california w/ body from hell beautiful. i'm not talking porn star/stripper hot. i'm talking take this girl home to mom, wears hardly any makeup beautiful.
2. americans are fat. it's actually gross how fat we are. i'd venture to guess that the majority of fat people that i saw in europe are americans. and after landing at dfw on saturday and seeing the bloating, i'm shocked. we are FAT.
3. thank god for religion. in my mind, there's no way we could enjoy the many gothic churches in europe had it not been for the corrupt and manipulative clergy and pope system that dominated european life in gothic times. popes were rulers of the western world. they were more powerful than kings.
4. bra as an article of clothing. european women consider a bra as another piece of clothing. it's not something naughty that you hide from others. on the contrary, you wear nice bras and show them off by wearing lowwwwwwwww cut blouses or tanks. god bless em.
5. speaking of bras, they don't wear padded bras. THO was a common occurrence.
6. topless sunbathing is not overrated. i haven't seen that much breasts since my last girls gone wild video. front the river banks of the gardon river in provence to the beaches of barcelona. topless sunbathers delight.
7. the boob job has not caught on. i hardly saw any women w/ boob jobs. but i'm sure if i'd gone to eastern europe, i'd seen much more. it was refreshing actually.
8. french food rocks. i changed my last meal request to french bread, fromage, sausage and pate. simple but incredible.
9. i didn't have a single decent paella meal in barcelona. i was severely disappointed.
10. we need more farmers’ markets in the US. you get fresh ingredients and tasty inexpensive authentic food. most towns we visited had daily or weekly markets. my next trip to europe, breakfast and lunch will be exclusively be provided for by the european version of the farmer's markets.
11. european women are attractive. yes their being beautiful helps, a lot. but add in the "i'm comfortable in my own skin" attitude and it's manifestation in how they dress to the i speak 14 different languages. they are overwhelmingly attractive.
12. i will never complain about american drivers again. every street is a formula 1 race track and every driver is michael schumacher. surprisingly, they get into very little accidents. i guess you are a better driver when you expect people to cut you off every 2 seconds.
13. french unions suck. we almost were stuck in paris because of a strike from the airport security people. some union is always striking in paris. unions should now be outlawed. they jumped the shark about 20 years ago.
14. catalonians are teh suck. rudest people in europe.
15. barcelona is europes version of cancun. the only redeeming things in barcelona are gaudi, bra is article of clothing and topless beaches.
16. johnny depp is a smart man. south of france/provence is heaven on earth. if i had it to do over again, i'd marry a french girl and move to st remy.
1. european women are beautiful. i'm not talking blonde southern california w/ body from hell beautiful. i'm not talking porn star/stripper hot. i'm talking take this girl home to mom, wears hardly any makeup beautiful.
2. americans are fat. it's actually gross how fat we are. i'd venture to guess that the majority of fat people that i saw in europe are americans. and after landing at dfw on saturday and seeing the bloating, i'm shocked. we are FAT.
3. thank god for religion. in my mind, there's no way we could enjoy the many gothic churches in europe had it not been for the corrupt and manipulative clergy and pope system that dominated european life in gothic times. popes were rulers of the western world. they were more powerful than kings.
4. bra as an article of clothing. european women consider a bra as another piece of clothing. it's not something naughty that you hide from others. on the contrary, you wear nice bras and show them off by wearing lowwwwwwwww cut blouses or tanks. god bless em.
5. speaking of bras, they don't wear padded bras. THO was a common occurrence.
6. topless sunbathing is not overrated. i haven't seen that much breasts since my last girls gone wild video. front the river banks of the gardon river in provence to the beaches of barcelona. topless sunbathers delight.
7. the boob job has not caught on. i hardly saw any women w/ boob jobs. but i'm sure if i'd gone to eastern europe, i'd seen much more. it was refreshing actually.
8. french food rocks. i changed my last meal request to french bread, fromage, sausage and pate. simple but incredible.
9. i didn't have a single decent paella meal in barcelona. i was severely disappointed.
10. we need more farmers’ markets in the US. you get fresh ingredients and tasty inexpensive authentic food. most towns we visited had daily or weekly markets. my next trip to europe, breakfast and lunch will be exclusively be provided for by the european version of the farmer's markets.
11. european women are attractive. yes their being beautiful helps, a lot. but add in the "i'm comfortable in my own skin" attitude and it's manifestation in how they dress to the i speak 14 different languages. they are overwhelmingly attractive.
12. i will never complain about american drivers again. every street is a formula 1 race track and every driver is michael schumacher. surprisingly, they get into very little accidents. i guess you are a better driver when you expect people to cut you off every 2 seconds.
13. french unions suck. we almost were stuck in paris because of a strike from the airport security people. some union is always striking in paris. unions should now be outlawed. they jumped the shark about 20 years ago.
14. catalonians are teh suck. rudest people in europe.
15. barcelona is europes version of cancun. the only redeeming things in barcelona are gaudi, bra is article of clothing and topless beaches.
16. johnny depp is a smart man. south of france/provence is heaven on earth. if i had it to do over again, i'd marry a french girl and move to st remy.
