Now this is the WR that Vince and the Titans need!

Naturally they had to get a bogus Wonder(lick my balls) crack in there.
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Holy cow, I'll bet I've seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High a dozen times, but that is the first time I realized that was Forest Whitaker.
 
I think Gump falls to the 4th pick and Jerry Jones makes a trade with Al Davis to get him for the Cowboy's two 1st rounders and the rights to Lance Rentzel.
 
That list is stupid. Ricky Baker died. But I guess if the linebacker from The Program can come back from a catastrophic knee injury/broken leg, then anything is possible.

Also, Bruce Willis's character in Unbreakable should probably be the #1 pick. It would take an entire team to tackle him and he'd never be out with any injury.

Rudy is a 7th rounder at best.
 
This is an awesome read.
My personal notes:
22. Darnell Jefferson is as good if not better than Peterson.
15. Alvin Mack is way too low at LB. If healthy he should go in top5.
16. Julius Campbell is as good as current Texan Mario Williams so he should be in top
10. Bobby Boucher can still live with momma and play in the Dome.
11. Tweeter – another bad draft pic by the Bills as Tweeter will be a 3rd WR at best.
7. Steve Lattimer – he is one of the old school LBs that use to play for the steal curtain or the dome patrol.
3. Sunshine Bass – As long as he doesn’t like dogs he will start in atl.
4. Lucy Draper – a bit high as Raiders have many other holes to fill.
6. Al Bundy – he’ll never score 4 TDs in an NFL game.
24. Air Bud – He is better than any WR on the titan roster currently.
25. Joe Kane – lets hope there is a good AA program in the northwest.
32. Becky O’Shay - Mr(S). Irrelevant, not a good last pick for the champs.

Top 2nd round guys:
Clark Kent – I though he was better than most drafted, can also play multiple positions, WR, CB, S, RB. Someone is going to get a stEEl in the 2nd round. I would trade up.
Steaming Willie Beamen – potential top 5 pic but too much baggage with his attitude dropped him. Also scored a 4 on the wonderlic.
Shane Falco – avg arm strength will drop him, maybe even to the 3rd round.
Rod Tidwell – 2nd best WR prospect in the draft to Air Bud but injury concerns and agent issues cost this guy millions.
Wendell Brown – Did racism by his HS coach cost him soo many TDs that he would drop this far. I though the Texans at 18 would jump all over him. Great talent at West Cannon HS.
Rudy Huxtable – My choice as Mr(S). Irrelevant but not the Giants. Father Dr. Huxtable calls her the Grey Ghost.
Lance Harbor – apparently the star QB at West Cannon High went into coaching rather than giving the NFL a shot.
David Green (Brendan Fraser) – was racism too much to handle when he had the interviews at the combine.
Turley (Dilip Singh Rana) – His size at RG would be great for most teams but his limited understanding for the English language kept him out the first round. I think he ate the wonderlic.
Deacon Moss (Michael Irvin) – off season drug issues kept him in prison instead of at the combine.
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I project the Titans to take Featherstone, the WR from "Necessary Roughness," in the 1st Round to meet their WR needs.

He doesn't have Air Bud's lateral quickness or low center of gravity, but he does have good size and world class speed. Now that he's learned to catch a ball without having it stick in his facemask, he could be a real weapon.

Edit: it coud present a problem that Featherstone and Alvin Mack (#15) are the same dude.
 
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