Not the right Deez

Thanks for the endorsement, Crock. Unfortunately, I'm far too conservative to be a Democrat and far too policy-oriented and don't smack talk enough to win a Republican primary for any kind of office.

Also, even if I hadn't moved to Germany, two things ruined my chances of running for office. First, I did personal injury trial law. That's poison in a GOP primary, especially since I don't apologize for it. Second, when I married the "hot wife," we discussed running for office, and though she'd support whatever I did, I know she doesn't want to be a political wife. She doesn't like the glad-handing and *** kissing, and I doubt she ever will. Instead, I'll just criticize politicians on Horn Fans. lol
 
Crockett said:
Sadly, Deez Nuts making a dramatic imact in Presidential polls is an Iowa farmboy, not a smart lawyer with a hot wife living in Germany.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...ntial-candidate-deez-nuts-does-not-exist.html#

If MR DEEZ, Hornfans poster, wants to be president, I'm all for it. Even though he is way conservative, he's smart, open minded and can usually tell the diference between chit and chinola.
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I second this notion.

Deez, sorry, but you need to tell the wife get used to the new political life.

Motion has been seconded and therefore has to be acted upon. :)
 
President Deez will be granted a temporary leave of absence from Hornfans for campaign purposes with assurances that he will post regular updates following inauguration, preferably from a secure undisclosed location or Camp David, whichever is more convenient.

#Deez2016
 
Deez 2016,

Clears throat, you should begin thinking of worthy HF posters that could serve on your staff, cabinet and ambassadorships.:smile1:
 
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