Nick Saban to Coca Cola: Make me taller

[AstroVol]

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[Cowtown_Red]

Saban wishes he was taller, and I can't find my receipt. My place is a sty.

 

[scottsins]

f the offseason.

 

[parkerco]

The New Yorker keeps stealing Saban's ideas

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

Did Saban also ask Coca Cola for a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala?

 

[TX10sfan]

^Nice.

 

[Booyakasha!]

You forgot that first he would have asked for a girl who looked good and that he would call her.

 

[theropods]

Nope, first he would wish he was a baller, then for the girl, then the rabbit/hat/bat and 64 Impala.

I bet he wishes he was like 6'9".

 

[Mr. Longhorn]

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[South Austin]

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