NFL Draft and the Wild as***Barnum and Bailey Circus

NRHorn

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Wow. Hard to watch on ESPN, I gave up. Commissioner announces draft pick, grown men dressed like clowns in the audience erupt, fireworks go off, a band plays Beatie Boys, each band member exaggerated movement like a jr high talent show, two huge Jerrahesk video screens show graphics…. Are people this ADHD???
I miss the fact based discussions and information on who’s available … Dam I’m old.
Like the absurd HS Under Armor throne chair with fireworks for a player scoring a TD. I laughed when I saw it. Then I changed the channel.
I had to turn off the draft and meditate to get back to even ground last night as well.
 
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Watched with curiosity because I wanted to see where Bijan would wind up, but the curiosity quickly began turning towards something akin to revulsion at all the over-the-top antics (and more than a few suits that should have been burned rather than worn), and killed the TV for the night right after his selection by Atlanta.
 
Watched with curiosity because I wanted to see where Bijan would wind up, but the curiosity quickly began turning towards something akin to revulsion at all the over-the-top antics (and more than a few suits that should have been burned rather than worn), and killed the TV for the night right after his selection by Atlanta.
Unfortunately, I was at a wedding and got home at the last couple of picks. I kept waiting for a Bijan announcement replay… I saw CJ Stroud replay at last count 59 times in the 20 minute time frame as I suffered through this Sshow.
 
Wow. Hard to watch on ESPN, I gave up. Commissioner announces draft pick, grown men dressed like clowns in the audience erupt, fireworks go off, a band plays Beatie Boys, each band member exaggerated movement like a jr high talent show, two huge Jerrahesk video screens show graphics…. Are people this ADHD???
I miss the fact based discussions and information on who’s available … Dam I’m old.
Like the absurd HS Under Armor throne chair with fireworks for a player scoring a TD. I laughed when I saw it. Then I changed the channel.
I had to turn off the draft and meditate to get back to even ground last night as well.
I totally agree. That whole boondoggle was as corny as it gets.
Had to keep from puking each time one of those espn “experts” had a stupid a- - childish comment.
Roger Goddell is a large part of the problem in my opinion.
Each pan of those team draft rooms had grown men in business suits acting like clowns that probably never hit a lick at a snake yet probably make millions off the whole NFL over priced machine.
 
All this time I have been thinking that the convicts got rid of all the obnoxious chains only to find out they are helping fund their program by leasing that crap out for ESPN Draft night.

SN,

Somewhere Kirby Jon Caldwell's father was smiling down at all those suits handpicked by Stevie Wonder thinking, "I could have made a fortune off these fools".
 
It was unwatchable. After the first 10 minutes I hit record and went back an hour or so later then fast forward to Mr. Mustardson.
 
Maybe Dion should start a poll for which costume best represents Goodell:

1) Red cutaway tails with black top hat

2) Emmett Kelly clown makeup
 
While we are waiting on the next Longhorn to get called, someone needs to warn these draft parties about the cameras present at their cribs. Check out the Dad of this new Green Bay Packer copping a little booty pat on son's girlfriend. C'mon now Dad:
:e-face-tears:

 

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