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ProdigalHorn

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I'm in serious trouble. Netflix now has the ability to show movies/tv shows in streaming video through the website. So basically I've been doing nothing but watching the first two seasons.

LOL: "I Suck: The Bill McNeil Story"
 
I saw the box set the other day and recalled what a fantastic show it is. Well, it is adequate.
 
We both know you took my cane. When you deny it you insult not only
me, but yourself as well as ... My cane.
 
Beth, I'm going to say this to you, and I want you to listen carefully because I know you've heard this before. ... You... do not... have to purchase anything to be eligible for the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
 
Bill: "How come no one thinks I'm funny?"
Lisa: "How come no one thinks I'm female?"
Bill: "We're misunderstood, I suppose. That's why guys like you and me gotta hang together."
 
"I had a problem with... sexual addiction."

"I'm from Wisconsin... is sexual addiction another term for "gettin' a lot"?"

".... Yes."
 
"Dave, everyone in that office thinks you're a great boss, every bit as good as Lisa. In fact, there was no real way to choose between you two."

"Well then why did every single person vote against me?"

"Joe voted using a computerized random number generater, Beth voted against you because Lisa gets fewer phone calls and doesn't like coffee, and Matthew is a lifelong Republican so he had no choice."

"And why didn't you vote for me?"

"I still think I did. This is one of those things we'll never know the full truth of."
 
Dave: Bill, have you ever heard the expression "It's easier to catch flies with honey instead of vinegar"?
Bill: Dave, have you ever heard the expression "Only a hillbilly sits around and tries to figure out the best way to catch flies"?

Dave: Bill, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?"
Bill: Dave, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?"
 
Bill McNeal: Wassup y'all! Bill McNeal rockin' the mic again cold representin' Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. It's got the mad flava that takes any situation to the next level. So when the party starts bouncin' and the ladies start bumpin', tighten up your flow with Rocket Fuel. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor - damn!
 
I assume that you manufactured this device yourself?
Why do you say that?
Well I guessed based on the liberal use of paper clips and duct tape.
Pfft! Duct tape is such a ripoff. I make my own tape.

Let's please be on our best behavior today, people. I would like this article to reflect that we are the heirs to Edward R. Murrow's great legacy... not the Morning Zoo on K-CRAP with Boogerman and the Gang.
Who's Edward Armoro?
 

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