New Indiana Jones Movie

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Fievel121

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Anybody who goes and sees this tonight. Could you please let me know if it is age appropriate for a 7 year old?

For my list
Temple of Doom - no
Last Crusade - yes
Lost Ark - yes except for the melting scene.
 
I got that. I was just checking mostly for gore. I think (although I could be wrong) that th pg-13 is for language, which I'm okay with. It's sex and gore that I would have a problem with.
 
i saw it. I went to a media screening.

there are exactly TWO curse words.

cartoon violence...a couple of scenes might be too intense for a 7 year old, IMO. and no way will they understand the plot.

btw, i can't even begin to tell you how much THIS MOVIE SUCKS.

what a HUGE letdown.

it is downright awful
 
Saw a midnight showing tonight, loved it. Great fun, exciting, and Ford didn't seem too old for the part at all.

It was just a fun movie, not sure what else people expected.

The jungle jeep fight scene was wayyyy too long though.
 
So does Indy hook up with Marion or not? I'm not going if they don't ride off into the sunset together.
 
I cant stand the guy that is in it and is also in Transformers. THis movie looks stupid. I am not going to see it. And yes, I am a movie/ music snob. I only like obscure wierd stuff. If anyone else has heard it or seen it... Boo-urns.

haha J/K lol
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Saw it....

Very far fetched...terrible script...Karen Allen was awful...the kid from Transformers was actually one of the bright spots in the movie.

Should've been an X-files episode.

Easily the worst of the series...5/10 rating
 
The Vanity Fair article about the movie said the story was dear to Lucas but was rejected by all the other principal players years ago. Lucas wouldn't make the film with any other story and eventually the others gave in.
 
So you want separate threads for varying opinions? Huh?

I don't know why some people are so sensitive about other people having different tastes and takes.
 
ummmm, ok, whatever.

i am a HUGE lucas fan and Indy fan, actually....and there is no agenda from me to try and be too cool for school....the movie just plain SUCKS ***.

it is STUPID.
 
Look, it was going to suck regardless because this is HornFans. All I was saying was that no one has to say "it sucks" because by nature of this being HornFans, everyone already knows it sucks, regardless of whether it does or not. And I never said it didn't because I know it does and I don't need anyone to point it out to me.
 
You're either going to love it or hate it. I am a lifelong Spielberg/Lucas/Williams/Ford dork so I ate this **** up. If you're a cynical ************ that pre-directs films in your head before you see them; well you're pathetic and you'll probably sit in your parents' basement stabbing yourself for the next 20 some odd years.

In any case this is an Indiana Jones movie. There is no childhood assfucking here - if you loved the classics you'll at least be entertained by KOTCS. For haters, this is your Temple of Doom 2. A lot of people in my screening thought it was better than Crusade, and I might come around to that camp after a couple screenings. For action fans, two of the action sequences - the river chase and the underground brawl - are the best of the series. As far as the story goes, the legend of the Crystal Skulls is the best McGuffin since Raiders (in my opinion - I suggest you read up on it, or at least you will once you see the movie).

The internet will try and bury this movie, and I'm sure a bunch of you sorry ******** will try to as well. Rest assured, you suck balls and this movie was ******* awesome. Raiders of the Lost Ark might be one of the 10 best movies ever made. To think Spielberg and Co were trying to make the next Raiders is not only kidding yourself, but you're probably stupid for holding them to that standard.

It's a better 'film' than any you'll see this year, it'll remind you why Spielberg is the best director of your lifetime and why no imitator can re-create what Indiana Jones does perfectly. It'll remind you why John Williams is the best composer in film history and that you would let Harrison Ford **** you wife to make your kid.

I took my dad to see it with me because my long lasting Indy memory is the scene where Henry Jones grabs Indy's hand while he's trying to reach the grail and says: "Indiana....Indiana....let it go." I teared up tonight seeing Indy grace the screen again because I thought I'd never see him save the day again. You should all be ******* happy you'll see him do the same in less than a week from now.
 
no one with an IQ over 4 will come out of that movie with something good to say about it.

it's almost baffling to know that spielberg directed it, b/c i thought the tard down the street did.

to talk about it glowingly is pretty sad.
 
Holy **** Rocky. I think its probably a bad idea for someone so sensitive to be browsing the internet.

A word of advice for those who haven't seen it yet. When the monkeys come on screen just go to the bathroom, cause you're not getting that 2 minutes back anyway.
 
From the get go I knew I was in for a long ride when I found that Russian-made weapons are not magnetic in 1957. Seriously, how was that overlooked? Everything metal is getting sucked out of their hands but the rifles remained neatly strapped over their shoulders. How do you nose-dive in an amphibious military vehicle off a high waterfall and not fall out (not once, but thrice)? Was that Saran wrap inside the crystal skull?
 
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