need new softball team name

[bmoore15]

So the city is making my softball team come up with a new name. Apparently they didn't like the last name we had (OFF). It's a men's league and the name can't be perverted. Anyone have any good ideas for a name?

 

[CanaTigers]

I played on a city league several years ago sponsored by a gas company called Drillers.

 

[MilkmanDan]

Not Perverted

 

[bevo barry]

Zoomers. It was a little "perverted" back in the 70s (used to mean what Salma Hayek has) but not even today's Urban Dictionary lists anything immoral as a definition.

 

[Murphy'sBoy]

You need to be in our league. We have the Pimpsters, Balls Deep, Lap Flounders, and Big Knockers. The city was OK with those.

 

[merkwurdichliebe]

Call yourself "The Runs"
Your logo can be a roll of TP
Everyone should be #2

 

[Horn-N-LA]

I used to play for a team whose sponsor was a liquor store in NB named Luckys. We were called Lucky's Liquors. Would that be considered perverted? Played on another one called the Beer Sluts, but that may be a little over the top for 'em.

 

[Dusty]

My first thought was “Groovers”, but to be completely safe, how bout “Truman Sparks”?

Or "Jettexas"?

 

[OzzieVirgil]

Nads.

Team rally cry is "Go Nads"

 

[AustinTejasFan]

Boerne Squirts

 

[DallasCowpoke]

BUNT CAKES
WHERE MY PITCHES AT
BREWS ON FIRST
SONS OF PITCHES
THE NOLAN RYAN SNOW MONKEYS

 

[toucan82]

Fred McGriff All-Stars... warm up by trying to throw a ball into a trashcan at home plate from left field

 

[WorsterMan]

Sacrifice This
Foul Dudes
Bat Guanos
Bunt Monkeys
Lucky Strikes
Dugout Lizards
The Big Units

 

[wolfman]

Foul Balls

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

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[Hornswaggled]

I don't understand what is so perverted about your original name that the city is making you change it.

"(OFF)" ???

Did something get edited out? I can think of several 2-word phrases with "off" as the ending that might be objectionable to city admin types, but I'm clueless to any of those being implied by a parenthesis.

 

[accuratehorn]

How about a civicly inspired name: The Stimulus Packages?

 

[alt875]

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[LonghornCatholic]

Slow Sox
Dirt
The Lone Stars........is that an oxy?

 

[GarCiaRia]

Hoof Hearted
Trouser Snakes
Mutton Chops
Diamond Cutters
Bombzilla
To da Deep
Leatha slappas

 

[PFD]

My all-time favorite team name was a college IM basketball team called the PYTs (Pretty Young Things). We warmed up pre-game to the "Thriller" album, which brought the team name home.

It was also funny because, at about 210 lbs., I was the second smallest guy on the team. And we wore "smedium" wife-beater-Ts as jerseys.

 

[MilkmanDan]

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[corfnelius]

No F in Talent

 

[coachkiss]

We have some coed names...

Chestnuts
Mixed Nuts
O.M.A.R - Our Men Are Rulers (the women said the last letter stood for retarded).

 

[BigWill]

f scally

 

[Owlhorn]

Soggy Bottom Boys

 

[bigbend1812]

Slipped into Turd
Tripped on my Dick

 

[ShortStroker]

The Velvet Fog
Take it Deep
T.A.I.N.T
F.A.C.E
The Rimjobs
Afghani Gas Masks
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