need help w/smack talk

[runner]

My cousin goes to Virginia Tech. Lots of general banter during the football season. He just posted to my facebook page "Missed the UT / UCLA game. who won?" bastard.

Little help requested from my hf friends. I'm looking for some good come back smack talk. Perhaps about their gay uniforms, or their loss to James Madison... anyway, would love a few good retorts. Thanks.

 

[Xcalibur]

Just tell him you had sex with his wife.

 

[tony3487]

Be honest, tell him the team played bad, not Virginia Tech/James Madison bad but bad none the less..

 

[RJDriver]

Don't play into his hands. Give him a link to Mackbrown-texasfootball.com

 

[accuratehorn]

How about, sorry, I can't hear you, I've got four national championship trophies stuck in my ears.

 

[geezerhorn]

Too bad James Madison never had to punt, surely VaTech could have beat them on that play.

You know, Beamerball, and all that

 

[majorwhiteapples]

I would say UCLA played a helluva game and congratulatioins to them, hope they do well this season.

 

[Longhorny630]

ask him who the fourth president of the USA was and why he is so good at football after all these years of being dead