My Toilet

[Hornin Hong Kong]

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The TOTO Neorest 600. Combines cyclic flushing, seat warming, automatic opening, front and rear washing and massaging, blow drying etc.

Never use toilet paper again. Girls the seat will never be up because it opens and closes via an infrared sensor when you approach.

I used one of these at the Park Hyatt in Japan and was hooked forever.

I cannot wait to take my very first dump in it this week when I move in.

 

[l00p]

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[Bookman]

When I was growing up my step-grandparents did not have plumbing. I had to take a dump in a ******* outhouse. An outhouse!!!

Do you have any idea how ****** that was?

 

[accuratehorn]

There's bound to be a law against selling these devices in Waco.

 

[FondrenRoad]

It must be hard to justify a $6000 toilet, no matter how much money you have. That being said, I've **** in a neorest and it is pretty much the perfect toilet. I think I'd settle for a washlet though.

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

6000 is the ask, I paid like 2600 for it. My first car was 900 bucks, but hey man people pay 2 grand for golf clubs and use them once a month - I will use this every single day.

Of course that's a ridiculous amount to pay but you only live once. The washlet is fine but the control panel for the neorest is oh so sweet.

When you walk in the room and it opens up you expect it to say 'hello sailor' in a sultry contralto.

 

[llanoflash]

i think the virgin mary herself would be proud to come over and take a dump.

 

[l00p]

I agree on the pricetag justification for certain items that you will use often. Something I have been converted to is high thread count sheets. Well worth the price.

 

[Mrmyke709]

Happy end-ing, indeed.

 

[Smurfette]

damnit. I want a toilet seat warmer. Hell, in the house we are trying to buy, we were just excited about the fart fans.

 

[FondrenRoad]

I probably can't justify it because I'd be better served putting it at the office. I rarely get home field advantage.

 

[Statalyzer]

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[Smurfette]

Just pulled up the Toto product guide and LHF68's office.

Just so ya know, "oscillating and pulsing comfort washing" = masturbation spray.

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

i think most girls pick up on that right away

 

[Bevo Incognito]

I wouldn't let that thing anywhere near my ***.

 

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[UTEE]

Cool, there is a "platinum gallery" dealer nearby on Burnet Road. Will a "platinum gallery" allow me full use of the system before I decide to buy it?

Agree on high thread-count sheets. Also, really good mattresses, good toilet paper (unless you own one of these Totos), and high-quality running shoes. Those are all something I will never skimp on.

 

[Leggo]

Oh man, totally echo the toilet paper sentiments. My parents still refuse to recognize the benefits of 21st century comforts, like good ***-paper, and continue to buy the generic single-ply papyrus crap. When I visit, I bring my own doodie wipes, no joke.

 

[Alpine]

Can the neorest handle a diet of beer and frito pie? If not, it is of no use to me.

 

[l00p]

Wouldn't you be on the toilet due to Flito Pie in the first place?

 

[S.A.Diva]

My parents have Toto toilets and sinks in their house....it is awesome!

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

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[CHIEFLAZYBOY]

I have Toto's in my new house, and didn't know it was such a big deal. I told my plumber I wanted something that flushed quitely in the middle of the night, had a hydraulic lid so I wouldn't drop it when I was drunk, and was virtually impossible to plug up with big turds and TP.

Chief

 

[Sooner-Tuf]

This thread is weird in a troubling sort of way.

 

[Hu_Fan]

my life is now complete

 

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[Hornin Hong Kong]

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[HornHawk]

What would be even better for the neorest: when you flush the toilet it plays music by the Butthole Surfers.

 

[CHIEFLAZYBOY]

I may have to trade my regular Toto's in, they are only a year old, but the one in my bathroom is already "high mileage."

Chief

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

I inaugurated toilet-san today with a huuuuuge dump that it handled with no problems.

Then it washed me and blow dried me and sent me on my way.