My students make me LOL

[Smurfette]

I haven't shared a good one for a while.

While no one jacks or stabs, I LOL'd anyway.

So... one of my students launches into a very serious story about how his Grandpa once stabbed Bigfoot with a combat knife when he and Grandma were teenagers. Appearently they had snuck out behind the shed to mess around, and Bigfoot walked in on them. Grandpa stabs Bigfoot, and bigfoot runs away w/ the knife still stuck in it.

(OK, well, maybe there is some stabbing.)

The other student in the room is giving him the dirtiest look, and when he finishes, says, "You're stupid. Bigfoot is NOT real. "

The kid looks back and says, "So you're telling me you don't believe in Bigfoot, but you do believe in God?!?!"

I bout pee'd my pants.

 

[Bookman]

How old were these kids?

 

[crash_davis]

oh great. you just gave the creationists another example of why they need to teach god in public schools.

 

[Smurfette]

7th grade.

This come from the same kid who's mom does the sex toy parties. He keeps offering to bring me a catalog. (totally serious-- the kid's not trying to be a pervert-- he sees this as "helping his mom's business.")

 

[stupidgringo]

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