My Rent Car Has Oklahoma Plates

[Upgrayedd]

And I drove 350 miles in it. By coincedence, I was also wearing a red shirt. Forgive me Horfans, for I have sinned.

 

[jmatt]

Did you have an overwhelming urge to cut your hair short in the front and let it grow out in the back?

Did you start listening to Lee Greenwood 8-tracks?

Do you have an urge to start wearing sleeveless T-shirts?

And are manufactured homes starting to look really good to you?

Just checking..

 

[l00p]

Was it a Camaro?

 

[LobWedgePhil]

Did you get the insurance? Because I have a few ideas.

 

[YChang]

Did a repetitious tune pop into your head while driving it?

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

How much turquoise jewelry have you purchased recently?

 

[Upgrayedd]

No, it's no a Camaro. It is a Dodge Avenger.

 

[accuratehorn]

Did you purchase the optional dental insurance plan?

 

[IRC]

Please do not go visit your sister.

Just....don't.

 

[jmatt]

Did it have a Calvin pissing on something sticker and a big number 3 sticker on the back window?

 

[Bookman]

Go buy a Toby Keith 8-track.

 

[Math Mudrat]

piss in the radiator

 

[RyanUTAustin]

 

[SubliminalHorn]

Yeah you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing

 

[Fievel121]

Did you have the urge to drive through Dallas during the 1st weekend of october and shoot the finger/cut off anyone with a Texas plate, because you to ignorant to understand the concept that there are more people in Texas than just UT fans?

 

[wolfman]

When you look in the mirror does this image start to appear??




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[I_Live_In_OK]

Did you gain the urge to rip a man's junk off his body?

 

[Upgrayedd]

I am stuck with it. Although I don't need it any more, II can't return it on the 4th, 'cause it is closed.

My life is already turning to ****. I broke a mirror this morning.

I am going to sing ten "Eyes of Texas" and 5 "Texas Fights" every night as penance for driving such a foul vehicle.

And this is the last time I go for the "Wild Card" option when I rent a car.

 

[El_Oso]

You should take a magic marker and write SUCKS under the word Oklahoma on the license plate.

 

[big_fat_horn]

Did your IQ drop 40 points when you drove it of the lot?

 

[judgroybeanbag]

Hey that's a good idea. If ever forced to move to Oklahoma, I'm going to get a "SUCKS" vanity plate.

If I don't kill myself first.

 

[ferrariparty]

Did you feel the need to start wearing jorts?

 

[I_Live_In_OK]

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[ferrariparty]

sorry if i offended you i live in ok

I was banking on stereotypes. Its one we have on these boards about okies. Some Texans do some things that is a stereotype for okies like living in a trailer park.

 

[I_Live_In_OK]

Yeah. These boards. You'll have to teach me about learning the stereotypes, which there seems plenty of. And sarcasm, too. Definitely sarcasm. Will you teach?

 

[BDog]

and hygiene.

 

[ferrariparty]

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