My Girlfriend wants to dance for me

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BrothaHorn

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Yesterday, I overheard my gf, talking about the big night she has planned for us
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. She came up w/ the bright idea of putting on a show for me. And by show I mean dancing(strippin)..wtf. She's mentioned in the past that I might have a problem even though, I only go to the gentlemen's club about once a month. So, know she wants to spice up our relationship and keep me from wanting to go there anymore
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. She's even taken classes and bought a instructional video!!

How, do I explain that this is not a good idea..that, I would lose respect for her, in a nice way? Besides I don't date strippers anymore..This could be the worst v-day ever!
 
i say just casually bring up that girls who do that stuff and dirty hoes, and, maybe say something cheezy about how you're glad you come home to someone like her.
 
You'd lose respect for her, b/c she's gone out of her way to do something that
a) you have an interest in (you go to strip clubs)
b) may turn you on (you've said you want to spice things up)
c) shows she gives a **** about you
Gotta be honest, it sounds like you have issues.
Wife did it for me a couple years ago when we were dating. Took me to a club and arranged private lessons from a girl there for her. Gotta be honest, thought it was totally allsome.
 
My wife - pulling out stripper moves she learned from Cosmo or from me describing what strippers do in clubs - is a lot hotter than any real stripper dance and drama. Why? Because you aren't paying for it. Your wife is more likely to be saner (debatable for some), not addicted to a destructive lifestyle, hasn't had 100's of different guys smearing their faces in her tits, and working her *** off for dollar bills today. And she hasn't been begging guys she doesn't know to pay her for the privilege of her company, (along with begging guys for free drinks and payment for special dances).

You know what strippers are like. You know your woman is like. Let her pretend - sit back and enjoy, You know what it means . . . she is pretending for you because she thinks you would like it . . and she wants you to **** her like she is a stripper. Don't let her down.


Nothing wrong with a little fantasy for both of you. Thoughtful gift.

And if my wife reads this - It would be great . . . . great . . . . great if you arrange that thing I have been talking about with Scarlett Johanson . . . I know - "that's impossible" - way to keep the surprise. You are the BEST. [end of hint to my wife of what I just have to have for Valentine's Day.]
 
I refuse to believe that the original poster is serious at all. And if he is, I refuse to believe he is hetero.
 
Let her do it and give her the shocker. Either she'll stop in disgust or you have a hell of a night ahead of you.
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Sounds pretty cool to me-I think she will be playing this song for you:

I came crawling home last night, like many nights before
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door.
And she said, "You're not gonna do this anymore."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I'll cash them all right here.
"And I'll keep on tap - for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer.
"And for you, I'll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans.
"And when you're feeling macho, you can crush them like a man."

She said: "We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.
"Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won't cook no more.
"There'll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.
"And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can't find their car."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She said: "You'll get friendly service, and Friday atmosphere.
"I'll slip on something sexy, and I'll cut it clear to here.
"Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.
"Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're broke."

She said: "Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a bar-room brawl,
"When the Ham's bear say's its closing time, you won't have far to crawl.
"And when you run out of money, you'll have me to thank.
"You can sleep it off next morning, when I'm putting it in the bank."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino, to decorate our home,
"So you can feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"When you and your friends get off from work, and have a powerful thirst.
"There won't be any reason, why you can't stop off here first."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."
 
You would lose respect for her....really? Is she offering lap dances for your friends too? If not, you have no reason to "lose respect", that would be moronic, unless you're just looking for a reason to bail.
 
I hope she doesn't have daddy issues..I certainly don't have mommy issues
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. To me there are just some things that you say or do to a stripper don't that you shouldn't do with a serious gf/wife. I want her to be dirty, but not that dirty
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. She still has meet mom
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.

Looking at some of the comments, I guess she is putting forth a good effort, when most females would expect the day to be all about them..

So, my next question is..am I obligated to tip? And if so, can I use ones, or do I have to go higher.
 
Dirty but not that dirty???

Wow. Just. Wow. You've had a very sheltered sex life, haven't you?
 
If you're still sexually attracted to your wife, this is a no brainer!! It's going to be hot...real hot. Here's my thinking. A) she's gone to the trouble of taking lessons, so it won't be a disaster. B) at the end, you are going to have the nastiest sex you've ever had and it's going to be with your wife. Many married men would die for something like that. Kudos to your wife, and you need to enjoy this.
 
Are other guys gonna be there when she does it? How is this any different that taking her clothes off in a slow and sexy manner? Can we watch?
 
Yeah... gotta admitt that I wondered about her size too-- as someone who's not skinny, I don't think my hubby would want to see me dance either.
 
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