my fortune cookie

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So I went to Pei Wei for dinner and the fortune in my fortune cookie said merely: "Beer". Not only is that a kick-*** fortune, I was actually drinking a beer at the time. It's magic.

 

[theropods]

It's even better when you add "in bed" to the end of it.

 

[bobtheking]

One time in high school a kid who was sitting at my table got chinese food for lunch. He was deaf. His fortune cookie said "You will grow up to be a great listener". He thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, as did I.

 

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[Statalyzer]

I hate that most fortune cookies aren't really fortune cookies. They are either profound-sounding saying cookies, advice cookies, or compliment cookies.

 

[hullabelew]

Having lunch with my boss one day. My fortune:
"Your problem lies not in a lack of ability but in a lack of amibition".

I just handed it too him and said...."See, it is out of my hands so get off my ***". He looked at me like I had 3 heads.

 

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