my dream is over

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gardere_owns_OU

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i always wanted to take a hooker to the st. elmotel

i go to s. congress every wednesday for some live music at hill's cafe. well this past week i realized a huge empty lot behind the st. elmotel sign.

it has been completely bulldozed and cleaned up.

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When I was in the 12th grade I did a weekend ride-a-along with the APD for a sociology class project.

We got a call of a disturbance at that motel. The cop had me hold the flashlight as he pounded on the door. Some crazy drunk dude who was fighting with a hooker in the room busts out the door, right at me. I clocked him with the flashlight and he went straight down - knocked/passed out.

The cop (and pretty much everyone on duty) got a pretty good chuckle out of it...
 
Lago, that was about the funniest thing I think I've heard / read all day & it took less than 15 seconds.

The only thing that kept it from eternal greatness was a hearty "blow U sucks".

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