Muslim Cleric: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women

[MojoMan]

I am not making this up. As remarkable as it may seem, I do not have to. This is the real McCoy.

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[Dionysus]

Is it getting warm in here?

 

[Longhorny630]

I think baby carrots should be fine, those don't really do it for them.

 

[2003TexasGrad]

It is probably based on some hadith. The Quran says nothing about which produce should be eaten or not eaten by women.

Alot of these Clerics are just....... I dont even know what to say. It boggles the mind. Islam does not forbid women from eating bananas.....

 

[AustinTejasFan]

"Islam does not forbid women from eating bananas...."

That's not what the sheikh is worried about.

 

[Longhorny630]

By this argument, shouldn't men be neutered, to keep us from having sexual thoughts?

 

[Son of a Son]

Nope 630, radical Islam wants it's men horny. Die a martyr and you get virgins in the afterlife. Ugly guy bad with women? Rape one and she either has to marry you or go to prison.

Sadly the moderate Muslims have been effectively silenced by the actions of the extremists.

 

[IAmYourKidsDad]

Muslims aren't crazy.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

What about gay male muslims? Can they be trusted to handle a cucumber or a banana without shoving it into a bodily orifice?

 

[MojoMan]

According to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, there are no gay Muslim males.

 

[Perham1]

According to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, there are no gay Muslim males.

He'd get along great with all the US fundies who don't think there's evolution.

 

[A. BETTIK]

What a great way to steam and butter veggies for supper. I think Islam should reconsider this one on the embedded smartness of saving the environment.