Muschamp and Applewhite sighting

[HornGrandioso]

Text message exchange between my aggie undergrad/UT law friend last night:

Ag "Sitting next to the major at shoal creek"

Me "Hookem!"

Ag "Hes sportin his horn **** hard"

Me "He's the man. Get autograph on menu or something."

Ag "Realized later he was sitting next to muschamp. Im jealous of your staff."

Me: (smug feeling of satisfaction)

Will and Major developing chemistry (no, not that kind) and I like it.

 

[texascoder]

What in the hell are those two guys doing in Austin? Shouldn't they be out on the recruiting trail???

 

[wright11]

 

[Bevo5]

We created Major clones to go out recruiting.

No worries.

 

[Third Coast]

It could have been Opie and Goober. They bear a striking resemblance to Major and Muschamp respectively.

 

[l00p]

A friend of mine was there too. He said that Major walked on air and that Muschamp knocks **** down just by looking at it.

 

[TheFied]

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[kgp]

[major culty]VY wears Major Applewhite pajamas[/major culty]

 

[CBDTexas]

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[TheTresLeches]

They were probably discussing their favorite "Nick Saban yelling at me" moments.

 

[RyanUTAustin]

BOOM Mother F'er

 

[Gate_of_Horn]

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