Mr. Potatohead, MR. POTATOHEAD!

[CottonEyedHorn]

Backdoors are not secrets!

On TMC right now.

 

[next2naus]

would you like to play a game?

 

[HenryGandorf]

remember you told me to tell you when you're acting rudely and insensitively? remember that? you're doing it right now.

i stole that line for my play. well, it's similar.

 

[beaVo]

remember the scene where they go see falken and they miss the last ferry?

they're out there in the middle of the night looking for a boat to get back... then jennifer says "let's swim for it!" and starts strippin.

they don't go cuz david can't swim... but have you ever noticed you can see their breath during that scene?

they were guessing it was about a 3 mile swim... but hell, even if it was 3 minute swim, would you jump in water that cold?

sure! why not?!! i guess a little hypothermia never killed anybody

 

[michaelpshayes]

I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!

 

[Uncle Rico]

good evening professor faulken

 

[TrashMaster G]

Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.