Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk...

[William Cannon]

.. at our Christmas party...
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog

 

[GarCiaRia]

Little Sister Brought Her New Boyfriend. He was a Mexican...

 

[TXSNOS]

We didn't know what to think of him

 

[LITNIN HORN]

...until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad.

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn

 

[LdyLnghrn]

And the two identical twins, from his second wife, Mary Nell

(I was 2nd row for his Christmas Show last Saturday night, at Floore's Country Store. His book, Merry Christmas from the family, is allsome!!!)

 

[rickysrun]

Of course he brought his new wife, Kay-
who talks all about AA

 

[Pulpwood Horn]

chain smoking while the radio plays

 

[accuratehorn]

Noel, Noel, the first Noel.
Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on...

Playing this song before the goofy relatives arrive is a holiday tradition. It helps kick the Thanksgiving/Christmas preparations off in a lighter mood. I recommend it to all.

 

[theiioftx]

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on, fix margaritas when the eggnog is gone....

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord