Mack's 10 yrs at Texas v. 113 yrs of aggy football

[Mitch Cumsteen]

I originally posted this a couple of years ago, so I thought I'd update it after an even ten years. One decade of Mack Brown vs. over eleven decades of aggy football. And let me be the first to offer the preemptive, "Scoreboard. Two years in a row. Whoop!" Trust me, I know all about it.

But onto the facts....

National Championships:
MB: 1; Aggy: 1 (1939)

Top 5 Finishes:
MB: 3; Aggy: 2 (1939 & 1956)

Top 10 Finishes:
MB: 5; Aggy: 10 (last in 1994)

Bowl Wins:
MB: 7; Aggy: 13 (2001 Galleryfurniture.com Bowl vs. TCU, most recent)

10+ Win Seasons:
MB: 7; Aggy: 11

Consecutive 9+ Win Seasons
MB: 10*; Aggy: 6 (1990-95, Slocum)
*current

Consecutive 10+ Win Seasons:
MB: 7*; Aggy 4 (1991-94, Slocum)
*current

First Round Draft Picks:
MB: 13; Aggy: 26 (Warren most recent, 2003)

Top 10 NFL draft picks:
MB: 7; Aggy: 12 (Adams most recent, 1994)

Top 5 NFL Draft Picks:
MB: 5; Aggy: 7 (Coryatt most recent, 1992)

Heisman Winners:
MB: 1; Aggy: 1 (John David Crow, 1957)

Heisman Runner-Ups:
MB: 1; Aggy: 1 (John Kimbrough, 1940)

Doak Walker Awards:
MB: 2; Aggy: 0

Maxwell Awards:
MB: 2; Aggy: 0

Davey O’Brien Awards:
MB: 1; Aggy: 0

Thorpe Awards:
MB: 2; Aggy: 0

Butkis Awards:
MB: 1; Aggy: 0

 

[blueag09]

damn.

 

[VinceHung]

Welcome to the pain-cave, Aggy.

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

Incredible.

 

[alden]

77-0 losses:
MB: 0; Aggy: 1

tv clips of humping line:
MB: 0; Aggy: 1 (that I know of)

Poo flingings:
MB: 0; Aggy: 1

Moral victories:
MB: 0; Aggy: 132

Sheep humped:
MB: 0; Aggy: 12876

 

[TenDeadF1ngerz]

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[Lidig8r]

aggy history PWNS Mack! whooop!

 

[GoHorns08]

Women Cheerleaders on Sideline:
MB: 200 or so; Aggy: 0

 

[Friday]

List Eatings:

MB: 0; Aggy: 1

 

[jimmyjazz]

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[Statalyzer]

[aggy]Looks like, except for those subjective awards, we're ahead in most catagories![/aggy]

 

[gobears92]

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[alden]

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[AstroVol]

The only comeback that aggy has (aside from the obvious but temporary "scoreboard, whoop") would be that aggy has averaged a CC every 6.3 seasons over the past 113 years, while CMB has earn one in 10 seasons at Texas.

 

[Red Five]

That would be a ridiculously poor comeback.

 

[blueag09]

Post this information on this board and you would get far more pleasure by reading the responses.

 

[Mitch Cumsteen]

Be my guest.

I put the over/under on it being deleted at 10 minutes.

 

[crash_davis]

1. it would be deleted in 2 seconds.
2. it would be littered w/ "scoreboard" replies. other than scoreboard, there's not much else that can be said.

 

[accuratehorn]

Yeah, but they didn't have women for much of that time, due to an unfortunate oversight, so they have an excuse.

 

[Mavs41]

Nuts squeezed:
MB: 0; Aggy: 1,000,000

 

[Eating Club]

Mack Brown doesn't have a single spring game victory. That's Loser with a capital L.

 

[#2is#1]

Awesome research. Simply staggering facts...
Worth every dime

 

[TexasGolf]

 

[BDog]

Numb your mind with the aggy retort. Stuff like:

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[Horns11]

If you post anything about facts at Texags, they'll always come back with the mythical 1984 or 1972 timeframe. And if the numbers still favor Texas, they call us homos.

Then they probably go kick their dog and man the fryer at DQ.

 

[CaboWabo]

That really brings it home. Nice effort.

 

[gobears92]

This thread sits very well with me....F AGGY...

 

[jcz]

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[Bevo Incognito]

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[TheGallopinGoose]

I heard this post (or a similar one) made its way onto a D/FW sports radio station the other day. I didn't get a chance to hear the segment, but I heard that they were a bit surprised by the comparisons.